FOOD FUNNIES: Items From the Food Periodic Table
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8. Rh: Rhubarb - Purple element with no apparent use. Rhumored
to be edible.
7. Co: Coffee - Mixes well with Hf: Half & Half, Sg: Sugar, &
Ir: Irish Whiskey
6. V: Velveeta - Bland substance commonly associated with a
mobile property.
5. Ds: Diet soda - Lightweight element mistakenly believed to
reduce density in other elements.
4. Uuh: Unidentifiable - What elements turn into when refrigerated
for more than 14 days.
3. Li: Limburger - A radiolfactive substance with a half-life of
about a day.
2. Fr: Frankfurter - Tubular comestible, indigenous to fairs and
stadiums, no recognizable nutritional value. Forms stable
compounds with B: Bun, Md: Mustard, K: Ketchup, O: Onions,
and S: Sauerkraut.
... and the #1 Item From the Food Periodic Table ...
1. Pr: Produce - Unstable element which always eventually changes
state from solid to liquid.
~To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
-Sugar
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