My favorites were one and five.
LOL.
Becky
From: Sugar
Sent: Sunday, May 23, 2010 5:35 PM
To: 2006 Christmas Recepies
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] FOOD FUNNIES: How To Drive Restaurant Workers Insane
FOOD FUNNIES: How To Drive Restaurant Workers Insane
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9. When the waitress finishes taking your order, stop her before she
leaves your table and ask if you're supposed to "drive around."
8. Ask the manager to play "Achy Breaky Heart." Complain loudly
in a French accent when they play it. Repeat.
7. Order the cherries jubilee. When it's brought, flaming, to your
table, scream and try to put it out by throwing dinner rolls
at it.
6. At a buffet, take one piece of potato, one grape, etc. at a
time and give it a loud scolding before eating it.
5. Each time the server leaves the table, everybody change
positions.
4. Throw your fork at the guy at the next table. Call the waiter
to say that you have dropped your fork. Repeat.
3. When the waitress brings the sugar packets for your tea, demand
she bring out the whole box so you can choose your own.
2. Demand to know why they can call your steak rare if just
*anybody* can order one.
... and the #1 Way to Drive Restaurant Workers Insane ...
1. Ask the waitress for a bottom for your bottomless cup of coffee.
'The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not keep you
~Sugar
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