FOOD FUNNIES: Signs You're Not at an Authentic Mexican Restaurant
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9. The #3 dinner has an enchilada, fried rice, edamame, and a
spinach salad.
8. The tamales are wrapped in rice paper.
7. You notice the chorizo is actually a dozen Slim Jims tied
together.
6. The Mariachi band is dressed like the Village People and
singing "Nacho Man".
5. When the waiter brings your "Mole", you notice hair and eyes
in it.
4. When you yell, "La Migra!" nothing happens.
3. Chile Relleno is not generally stuffed with sprouts, tofu, and
bulgur wheat.
2. The big bell out front?
... and the #1 Sign You're Not at an Authentic Mexican Restaurant ...
1. Each entree on the menu is an English word with an "o" at
the end.
~To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
-Sugar
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