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Date: 04/11/99

Forget Newspoll, Nielsen and the rest of the soothsayers, insights into
the Australian psyche and future vis-a-vis the republic referendum
have been provided exclusively to SIT by Ms Shashi Bala Niga, a
"scientific astrologer and horoscope expert" from Lucknow in India.

Having studied the "transit position of planets", Ms Niga says that the
republic will not get up on Saturday, but "as soon as Rahu enters
Taurus sign and joins Saturn there", which will be in 2001, we will
finally abandon the monarchy. "Numerology reveals that Australia is
governed by number 3, year 1999 is governed by number 1. The two numbers
are opponents of each other. The number of Australia
matches with the year 2001 so it is predicted that Australia will become
a republic in 2001."

But wait, there's more. "It is further predicted that 2001 will be one
of the coldest years in Australia and break all the records of past 30
years. It may also be possible that many infectious diseases and other
epidemics may break out. But despite all these odds, Australia will
be on the path of progress during this year only. Many new industries
particularly related to exports will emerge and Australia will earn
good foreign exchange."

So, we will be a republic, but many of us will cark it before we can
enjoy it. Still, those left will be richer. Sounds like a perfect Reith
policy.


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