Kevin Custer wrote:
>
> This post is way off topic, but since I encourage humor on the
> list (occasionally) I'll post the following:
> Please No reply to the list.........
Ok ...
A farmer in Wisconsin got pulled over by a State Trooper
for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the farmer
about his speeding and in general began to throw his
weight around to try to make the farmer feel
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that
were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problem with circle flies
there are you?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well
yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of circle
flies."
So the farmer says, "Well, circle flies are common on
farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're
almost always found circling around the back end of a
horse."
The trooper says, "Oh" and goes back to writing the
ticket. Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you
trying to call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much
respect for law enforcement and police officers to even
think about calling you that."
The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes
back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them
flies though."
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