...Your club elected a tech-challenged board, and they don't see any reason to 
pay more than the cost of the great new Casio nickel-coated-PVC duplexers!

Merry Christmas!

73,
Paul, AE4KR

  ----- Original Message ----- 
  From: skipp025 
  To: [email protected] 
  Sent: Tuesday, December 25, 2007 12:10 PM
  Subject: [Repeater-Builder] Grinch words/list for repeater and radio folks 
going into 2008


  The Grinch emailed me direct to say say he has the 
  following plans for you in 2008: 

  [The Unofficial list]

  A simplex repeater "parrot" on your previously dead quiet 
  input frequency. 

  A new high-power co-channel repeater in the next county 
  operating in carrier squelch on your frequency. Just to 
  make sure you're paying attention he's got a whiz bang 
  repeater controller speaking the time, id and IRLP info 
  every 9 minutes. ... and his receiver squelch is set 
  way too loose. 

  A Karaoke Mic used weekends in the local bar on your 
  224 Repeater input frequency. 

  Lots of free previously-used LMR-400 Coax given away to the 
  locals for all high powered repeater systems who can install 
  it quick... 

  Two or more old-timer operators on your repeater who love 
  to talk about their medical problems in depth. 

  Pav-Paws Radar for the rest of the Country or an EPLRS 
  System for those who miss out on the nearby Pav-Paws fun. 

  American Tower wakes up from their coma and starts doing 
  detailed site audits. 

  Bootleg High-power FRS Radios for the kids on your local 
  GMRS repeater input. ... with ctcss encode of course. 

  The co-located Broadcast Station increases power. 

  AT&T becomes your Phone Company. 

  American Tower becomes the Owner Manager at your Repeater 
  Site. 

  Motorola buys into your radio company of choice... 

  Narrow banding and D-Star to those with much spare time 
  and money on their hands. 

  IBOC Broadcast Radio for the masses... 

  HD-TV actually displaces Analog TV from the air like they say 
  it's going to happen. 

  Hillary eyes a post at the FCC after her failed presidential 
  run. 

  Jingtong, Quansheng or Feidaxin start making low cost repeater 
  equipment (with the same muffled tx-audio as supplied with their 
  portable radios). 

  MFJ starts manufacturing & selling repeater equipment... 

  Someone gives your group a large number of old prom and eprom 
  programmed radios. 

  You get routed through Chicago O'Hare when going to Dayton 2008. 

  The computer in your vehicle has a nice harmonic on your 
  radio frequency of choice. You move to another location only to 
  find another birdie on the new frequency. 

  And of course... one of the local drunk trouble-making ham has 
  a tape recorder on your repeater input frequency and has 
  figured out most of your repeater controller commands. 

  Happy 2008 says (emails) the Grinch... 

  cheers,
  :-) 



   

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