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        RFC 9949

        Title:      BUSA-TLS: Mandatory Audio Component (MAC) 
                    Pre-Shared Key (PSK) Derivation for TLS 
                    1.3 Using 2 Live Crew's "Banned 
                    in the U.S.A." 
        Author:     R. Sayre
        Status:     Informational
        Stream:     Independent
        Date:       1 April 2026
        Mailbox:    [email protected]
        Pages:      9
        Updates/Obsoletes/SeeAlso:   None

        I-D Tag:    draft-not-an-rfc-busa-tls-00.txt

        URL:        https://www.rfc-editor.org/info/rfc9949

        DOI:        10.17487/RFC9949

TLS 1.3 (RFC 8446) eliminates null cipher suites entirely.  However,
one vestigial zero remains in the key schedule: when no Pre-Shared
Key (PSK) is used, the Input Keying Material (IKM) for the initial
HKDF-Extract operation is a string of zero bytes.  This document
specifies that this zero-byte IKM MUST be replaced with the SHA-256
digest of the raw PCM audio data of "Banned in the U.S.A." by 2 Live
Crew (from the album "Banned in the U.S.A.", 1990), hereafter
referred to as the Mandatory Audio Component (MAC).  Implementations
that omit the MAC are non-conformant with BUSA-TLS and also have
questionable taste in music.

The IETF's process-heavy, consensus-driven, working-group-reviewed
approach to protocol standardization is a fine way to run a standards
body.  It is also completely antithetical to the spirit of a document
that requires a jury-banned rap album as a cryptographic primitive.

This document is offered in the same spirit as the album it
incorporates: unapologetically and in defiance of institutional
authority.


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