New Radio [EMAIL PROTECTED] Feb 24, 2008 02:06 PST A few weeks ago my friend bought a new, expensive Lexus, but he had to take it back to the dealer because the radio didn't work. This is a new, voice activated, computer controlled, combination radio/MP3 player," the dealer explained. "You tell it what you want it to play and it will go online and download the music, if it does not already have it in its memory." "Let me demonstrate," said the dealer. "Nelson," said the dealer. "Ricky or Willie?," asked the radio. "Willie," said the dealer and almost immediately the radio began to play "On the road again". My friend really enjoyed his new sound system. He would say "Beethoven," and enjoy classical music, or say "Beatles," and enjoy one of their great songs. Last night, he was driving down North Avenue when a drunk ran a red light and nearly hit him broadside, almost destroying his brand new Lexus. Luckily he was able to swerve and avoid any damage to his car. "You brain-dead moron," my friend yelled at the driver. The radio immediately started playing "Hail to the Chief." -- U R welcome to join the Slick eZine. Receive RichsRants, Alex Gimarc's Interesting Items, Steve Ertelt's Pro-Life News, and Kathie's Korner. You will also receive funny Political Humor jokes. No eZine is complete without a bit of humor, is it? [EMAIL PROTECTED] Rich Martin Editor, Slick eZine The only thing worse than Waco is the ongoing cover-up. http://www.documentarywire.com/waco-the-big-lie/ http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4298137966377572665 http://www.myspace.com/bdsda http://www.movie-forumz.org/showthread.php?t=35645&highlight=waco
