DALLAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER
Feb 25, 2008 00:05 PST
DALLAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER
May 25, 2006 23:30 PDT
DALLAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL TOWER
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911...
You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.
Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R...
Allah be Praised."
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711...
You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.
We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R.
Allah is Great."
Pause: Static.............
Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC - DALLAS ATC!"
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT
FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.
WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE."
Dallas ATC: "Well bless your hearts.
Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us...ya hear?"
Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!
