Girl Meets Frog
A beautiful American girl was walking along a parkway when she heard what sounded like a voice coming from a frog resting along the parkway. She reached down and heard the frog say, "Kiss me and I will turn into a handsome man". She was amazed that the frog was talking to her. Being the curious type, she decided to bend down and kiss the frog. As soon as she kissed it, there was a cloud of smoke and a handsome man appeared. "Aw, shit," said the beautiful girl, "you're Jacques Chirac; just another slimy frog." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ross Perot and France When advised that France had announced it would not assist, become allied with, or otherwise support the US in any war on Iraq, Perot reportedly said: "Having to go to war without France is sorta like having to go deer hunting without an accordion". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All in favor of returning the Statue of Liberty, say aye. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When replying to this message, plz cc: [email protected] to assure prompt reply. TEA Party Nation Top Ten Tips For Getting The Most From Your TPN Membership! http://www.teapartynation.com/?xg_source=msg_mes_network I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it any more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qgVn-Op7Q Mrs. Richard "Peggy" Martin (1935 - 2012) http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dfw/obituary.aspx?n=margaret-irene-martin-peggy&pid=159081400&fhid=12241#fbLoggedOut http://www.legacy.com/guestbook/dfw/guestbook.aspx?n=margaret-martin&pid=159081400&sort=1 <> <> <> -- -- To join RichsRants, send email to: [email protected] For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/richsrants?hl=en --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "RichsRants" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
