Atita timp cit exista un program stabilit in mod aleator shi spontan cu
ajutorul binevoitor al lui #mumu recomand utilizarea unui program
adecvat pus la dispozitzia dvs sub licentza BCC (Bere Cit Cuprinde)
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#include<stdio.h>
#include <linux_beginner.h>
#include <linux_advanced.h>
#include <linux_guru.h>
#include <callsigns.h>
#include <chatmodes.h>
/* orientation */
#include <restaurant_locations.h>
//if you do not know how to locate a restaurant maybe aditional
functions provided in the next library will help
#include <church.h>
/*the next include is only for backward compatibility for those
migrating to linux from other windows based OS-es. It will be removed in
the next versions so please do not rely on the code generated by these
functions nor search for technical,advisory or support regarding these
functions.*/
#include <bits/obsolete/windoze.h>
void main(void){
long assets;
BEER_LOCATION bloc=NULL;
while(wait_mumu_call()==BEER_MEETING){
/*preliminary operations
kill_opponents();//only for the gamers
cancel_pending_meetings();
close_all_apps();
bloc=establish_meeting_location(STANDARD); //normal use of function
if (bloc==NULL){
establish_meeting_location(ENHACED);//exceptional use of
function
which uses aditional info provided by church.h
}
if (assets==0){
assets=borrow_cash();
assets+=sale_t-shtirt();
assets+=take_salary_advance();
}
if (assets >0){
goto_location(ANY_TRANSPORT_AVAILABLE);
establish_contact();
while(!DRUNK){
drink_beer();
chat();
get_more_beer();
}
try_reach_homeland(ANY,DESINTOXICATION_FACILITY,0);
sleep();
}else{
printf("LOOSER\n");
try_another_time();
}
}
}
//-------------------------------------------------------------------
//this program is free software.use it at your own risk.
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