Tipuri de salarii: 

Salariul ceapa: il vezi, il prinzi in mana... si
incepi sa plangi. 

Salariul canalie: nu te ajuta la nimic, doar te face
sa suferi, dar nu poti sa traiesti fara el. 

Salariul umor negru: razi ca sa nu plangi. 

Salariul prezervativ: iti taie inspiratia si cheful.

Salariul impotent: cand ai mai multa nevoie de el te
abandoneaza. 

Salariul dietetic: cu el manaci de fiecare data din ce
in ce mai putin. 

Salariul ateu: deja te indoiesti de existenta lui. 

Salariul ejaculare precoce: abia intra... si deja s-a
terminat. 

Salariul menstruatie: vine o data pe luna si dureaza 3
zile. 

Salariul furtuna: nu stii cand o sa vina nici cat va
dura. 

Salariul telefon mobil: de fiecare data e din ce in ce
mai mic.

Toate cele bune,
Radu Iliescu


'I wandered in the pursuit of my own self; I was the traveller, and I am the 
destination'. (Al-Iqbzl)








                
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