That guy is the wacko, we don't have two more years of
scholarship reductions, and Jim Leavitt didn't turn us
down, he was never offered.  Shoot that messenger.  
:-)


RTR
LC

--- Joel Perry <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> The way the brash and crass Crimson Tide Nation is
> easing along and nodding
> endlessly to every word from the new boy king, Mike
> Shula, it may as well be
> the periwinkle populace.
> Those maniacal and menacing fans -- and we're being
> extremely gracious here,
> folks -- have been humbled and handcuffed by some of
> the worst
> decision-making in recent memory. From the wackos
> with the Tide boxes and
> toilet paper to fat-cat boosters in those god-awful
> crimson sport coats to
> Joe Sixpack who praises Coach one week and burns his
> lawn the next, there is
> peace among Tiders far and wide. They have no
> alternative.
> This is what happens when school presidents,
> athletic directors and
> influential boosters get involved by reactively
> duct-taping problems instead
> of proactively eliminating them. This is what
> happens when the coaches hired
> by those same administrators make poor decisions
> that affect the whole of a
> storied program. This is why Shula, who by all
> rights should be in way over
> his head in Tuscaloosa, suddenly has the easiest job
> in America.
> Who would've ever thought "easy" and "Alabama" would
> ride in the same cart?
> Not Dennis Franchione, and certainly not Mike DuBose
> or Mike Price. Yet
> Shula could lose more than he wins in his first
> three years at the Capstone
> and still be safe.
> The program has been dragged through enough muck and
> mire to last three more
> coaching hires. Extramarital affairs, lies, deceit
> and sexcapades -- a hell
> of a resume to run the country, but no way to run a
> football program. So the
> Tide is left to a young man who never has been a
> head coach. Who never has
> recruited and doesn't know an NCAA manual from a
> Jackie Collins novel. Who
> has toiled the last 15 years as a somewhat obscure
> NFL assistant but now has
> been dropped into a desperate situation -- with two
> more years of
> scholarship reductions staring back at him.
> There's an eerie sense of calm in Tuscaloosa, but
> for all the wrong reasons.
> "He'll have a long leash on the field," one
> prominent Alabama booster says
> of Shula. "And he can thank those other three
> (coaches) for that."
> In the aftermath of DuBose, Franchione and Price
> mistakes, both the
> administration and Tide Nation are desperate for
> stability and sensibility.
> But at what point does it become more important for
> a university to retain
> its pride and prestige off the field instead of its
> power and performance on
> it? The only coach worth a spit since Paul "Bear"
> Bryant retired in 1982
> (there have been seven) is Gene Stallings, who won a
> national title in 1992
> and retired after the '96 season. The last three
> have humiliated the
> university to the point of becoming late-night punch
> lines.
> Did you hear about Mike Price's 2003 season slogan?
> "Win one for the
> stripper."
> After all that, it couldn't be clearer: Mike Shula
> is bulletproof.
> He still hasn't met half his players. He still
> doesn't know some of the key
> employees in the football offices, a few of whom run
> the day-to-day
> operations. He can't evaluate talent or teach until
> August, and neither
> Franchione's nor Price's offense will be remotely
> close to the one Shula
> wants to use this fall. Different formations,
> different terminology,
> different philosophies -- it will all be rolled into
> three weeks of
> preparation before the season opener against an
> underrated South Florida
> team whose coach, Jim Leavitt, just happened to turn
> down Alabama hours
> before it panicked and hired Price.
> If Shula loses over the next three years, it will
> have little to do with his
> coaching ability and more to do with what he is
> sweeping up. If he fails to
> recruit well, it will be because of the negativity
> brought about by the
> previous instability. And if Alabama yanks the cord
> before his six-year
> contract is complete, it will be admitting it made
> yet another mistake in a
> monotonous soap opera.
> "The circumstances are what they are," Shula says.
> "They're not going to
> change."
> As strange as it sounds, those circumstances make
> his life more comfortable.
> No one knows what the Shula era will bring: a return
> to glory or another
> coach torn apart by the pressure of following the
> Bear. Shula's most
> significant coaching responsibility in the NFL,
> offensive coordinator for
> the Bucs, ended after four years because the unit
> was more predictable than
> productive. One NFL personnel director says Shula
> was shackled by then-coach
> Tony Dungy's desire to limit turnovers and win with
> defense. Whatever the
> case, Shula faces a boatload of sketchy recent
> history -- both his and the
> university's -- with a handful of mulligans in his
> pocket.
> No Alabama coach in more than 70 years has won more
> than eight games in his
> first season. Shula played on the last team to win
> eight under a first-year
> coach -- Ray Perkins in 1983. Shula also
> quarterbacked the first losing team
> after Bryant, finishing 5-6 in 1984. If he learned
> anything from that
> season, it's that there's always salvation at the
> end of the road: the Iron
> Bowl. The Tide beat Auburn, 17-15, that year,
> salting away a bitter campaign
> with an emotional farewell.
> How secure is Mike Shula? For now, the Auburn game
> doesn't even matter.
> 
> 
> 
> 
>
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