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----- Original Message ----- 
From: "kurt rasmussen" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List"
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Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 2003 9:42 PM
Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] First HWFC Tailgating Report


>   Rick McMahan wrote:
>
> >>> Let me clarify JoBu's ramblings...
> >>>
> >>> ** Krut has his phone number unlisted as to not frighten women &
> >>> children in his home when contacted by drunk friends.
> >>>
> >>
> >> You have no idea how right you are!   :)
> >
> >
> > RING...RING...Mr. Rasmussen, you have a collect call from Ricky Mac.
> > He is in need of someone to post bail...something about being drunk
> > and disorderly and raising hell at the officials after the Bama/OU game.
>
>
> Yuppers!!   That and the chance one of the kids is innocently cruising
> Nick.com when;
>
> <internet answering machine>
>
> RING...RING...   Hey krut! Tell ever won on RTF hell-FUCKING-lo from the
> HWFC tailga...  Hold on a damn minute....
> SONJA!  Get that FUCKING TIGER OUT OF THE GOT DAMN ROAD!! That's the
> fuzz for crying out loud!!
>
> Anyway krut,  just wanted you to tell all the 'STAY AT HOME LOOSERS'
> that..... SHIT FIRE! Hold on...
>
> JOBU!! Pull your fucking pants up!  JEEBUS KEE-RIST!! It ain't like
> Javvy's here!!  GOT DAMB ewe buncha Maroons!  I'm trying to talk on the
> fucking phone here!!
>
> Sorry 'bout that krut.  I just wanted to check in and tell everyone that
> we wished y'all were here and...
>
> FUCK!! Hold on!
>
> GOT DAMB Y'ALL  That FUCKING HURT!
>
> </end internet answering machine>
>
> Uh, dad?  I think you got a phone call.
>
> kurt
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