OPERATION:

Please be advised that your Optirectomy operation is 
scheduled for 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning. 

The purpose of this operation is to sever the cord that 
connects your eyes to your rectum and, hopefully, get 
rid of your shitty outlook on life. It has been noted 
that you have been in less than perfect humor lately.



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