"2 losers 2 day" ......................... * GOLF *
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet. She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically: "I guess all those f**king lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "Now, you see, that's your problem - you should have taken golf lessons instead." ......................... * Money Exchange * An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York City with 2000 yen and walked out with $72. The following week he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66. He asked the teller why he got less money that week than the previous week. The teller said, "Fluctuations." The Asian man stormed out and just before slamming the door, turned around and shouted, "Fluc you Amelicans, too!" Cheers -VO- ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
