How much you pay me? Slef E.
----- Original Message ----- From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 3:59 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna > FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of > Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 3:53 PM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna > > > > You missed a damn good chance! > > > > Slef E. > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 2:46 PM > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna > > > > > > > I sure am glad I'm not a blonde. > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Steven Johnson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Friday, January 30, 2004 2:08 PM > > > Subject: [RollTideFan] Blonde joke for Sonja and Devonna > > > > > > > > > > Blonde detectives. > > > > > > > > A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted > > > > to become detectives. To test their skills in > > > > recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a > > > > picture for five seconds and then hid it. "This is > > > > your suspect. How would you recognize him?" > > > > > > > > The first blonde answered, "That's easy! We'll catch > > > > him fast because he only has one eye!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The policeman said, "Well...uh...that's because the > > > > picture shows his profile." > > > > > > > > Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he > > > > flashed the picture at the second blonde and said, > > > > "This is your suspect. How would you recognize him?" > > > > > > > > The second blonde giggled, flipped her hair and said, > > > > "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one > > > > ear!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The policeman angrily replied, "What's the matter with > > > > you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are > > > > showing, because this is a picture of his profile! Is > > > > that the best answer you can come up with?" > > > > > > > > Extremely frustrated at this point, he showed the > > > > picture to the third blonde and said, in a very testy > > > > voice, "This is your suspect. How would you recognize > > > > him?" He quickly added, "And think hard before > > > > answering, so you don't say something completely > > > > idiotic." > > > > > > > > The blonde looked at the picture intently for a moment > > > > and said, "Hmmmm...The suspect wears contact lenses." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The policeman was stunned speechless, because he > > > > honestly didn't know whether the suspect wore contacts > > > > or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer...Wait > > > > here for a few minutes while I check his file, and > > > > I'll get back to you on that." He left the room and > > > > went to his office, checked the suspect's file in his > > > > computer, and came back beaming. "Wow!" he said, "I > > > > can't believe it...It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact > > > > wear contact lenses. Good work! But how were you able > > > > to make such an astute observation?" > > > > > > > > "That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear > > > > regular glasses, because he only has one eye and one > > > > ear." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________ > > > > Do you Yahoo!? > > > > Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free web site building tool. Try it! > > > > http://webhosting.yahoo.com/ps/sb/ > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription > visit > > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
