Definitely wisdom to live by. Slef E. ( The *E* stands for Country Truism)
----- Original Message ----- From: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, March 17, 2004 1:04 PM Subject: [RollTideFan] (NON) Country Truisms : If you've seen this, please forgive the duplication. : : Sonja : : : : Never name a pig you plan to eat. : : Country fences oughta' be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong. : : Life ain't about how fast you run, or how high you climb. It's about : how good you bounce. : : Keep skunks and gossipers at a distance. : : Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps. : : A bumble bee is faster than a John Deere tractor. : : Trouble with a milk cow is...she won't stay milked. : : Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles. : : Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. : : Meanness don't happen overnight. : : To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses. : : Never lay an angry hand on a kid or an animal. It just ain't helpful. : : Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open. : : Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads. : : Don't sell your mule to buy a plow. : : Two can live as cheap as one...if one don't eat. : : Don't corner something meaner than you. : : You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar...if you're into catchin' : flies. : : It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. : : Don't go drinkin' with a fellow named Chug-A-Lug. : : You can't unsay a cruel remark. : : Every path has some puddles. : : Don't wrestle with pigs. You'll get all muddy, and the pigs'll love : it. : : The best sermons are lived, not preached. : : Most of the stuff people worry about never happens. : : The early bird gets the worm. But...the second mouse gets the cheese. : : The Ten Commandments display was removed from the Alabama Supreme : Court building and there was a durn good reason for the move. You can't : post: : Thou Shalt Not Steal Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery Thou Shall Not Lie in a : building full of Lawyers and Politicians. It just don't make sense. : : : ______________________________________________________ : RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List : : "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" : : To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
