especially Pat Smoot. ;-) To all my friends: Thanks to your sending me chain letters in 2003:
I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it`s good for removing toilet stains. I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS. I smell like a dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer. I don`t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me. I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo. I stopped consuming several foods for fear that the estrogen they contain may cause me to turn me gay. I also stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because they are nothing other than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers that are bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds can sell their Big Macs. I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine. I think I`m turning gay because when I go to parties, I don`t look at any men no matter how hot he is, for fear that he will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice. I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. Funny thing about that girl, she`s been 7 since 1993... I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program. My Ericsson phone never arrived and neither did the passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland. But I am positive that all this is the cause of a stinking chain that I broke or forgot to follow and I got a curse from hell IMPORTANT NOTE: If you don`t send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 10 seconds, a large flock of birds will dump on you tomorrow at 5 PM ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
