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You shouldn't make fun of those who didn't win lifes
lottery.....Jamie
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Sent: Sunday, April 04, 2004 12:38
AM
Subject: [RollTideFan] funny
A guy walks into the local
welfare office, marches straight up to the
counter and says, "Hi... You
know, I just HATE drawing welfare.
I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is
excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter.
You'll have to drive around in
his Mercedes, but he'll supply all
of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals
will be provided.
You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips.
You will have to satisfy her sexual urges.
You'll have a two-bedroom
apartment above the garage.
The starting salary is $200,000
a year".
The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yeah,
well, you started it."
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