"Oops." Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy
Someone call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness Bo ! Bo ! Come back with that... Bad Dog !!! Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that ? Hand me that... uh... that... uh... thingie Oops ! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before ? Damn, there go the lights again... Ya know, damn good thing this guy's got two kidneys Everybody stand back ! I lost my contact lens !!! Could you stop that thing from bleeding so damn much. I can't see a thing I just can't seem to concentrate today What's this doing way over here ? Don't ya just hate it when they're missing stuff in here ??? Hey, that's cool ! Now can you make his leg twitch ? I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us Sterile, schmerill. The floor's clean, right ? What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change... Anyone see where I left that scalpel ? And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature This patient already had some kids, am I correct ? Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card ? Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough It's gonna blow ! Everyone take cover !!! FIRE ! FIRE ! Everyone get out, quickly ! Damn ! Page 47 of the manual is missing ! ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
