Posting 2 "super losers" today... Cheers -vo- ....................
The "Honolulu Police Department" received reports of illegal *cockfights* being held in the Ewa area and duly dispatched the infamous "Detective Chang" to investigate. He reported to his sergeant the next morning. "Get tree main groups in da cock-fightin hui," he began. "Good work. Who are they?" the sergeant asked. Chang replied confidently, "Get haoles, Portagees, and da Syndicate." Puzzled, the sergeant asked, "How did you find that out in one night?" "Wuz easy cuz," he replied, "I wen' Ewa side and watched da cock fight. Could tell had haoles when *one duck* was entered in da fight." The sergeant nodded, "I'll buy that. But what about the others?" Chang intoned knowingly, "Well, I feegured we get Portagees when someone wen' bet on da duck." "Ah, yes," said the sergeant, "And how did you deduce the *Syndicate* was involved?" "Da duck won." !!! .................... "QUICK LUBE" The increased use of *Viagra by seniors* created the demand > > for > > > a *sexual lubricant* to address the special needs of that > > market. > > > The makers of K-Y were quick to develop one which they > > marketed > > > as, "OIL OF OLD LAY". http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/SOLDIER/ ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
