*COWBOYS* THREE COWBOYS ARE SITTING AROUND A CAMPFIRE, OUT ON THE LONESOME PRAIRIE, EACH WITH THE BRAVADO FOR WHICH THEY ARE FAMOUS. A NIGHT OF TALL TALES BEGINS.
THE COWBOY FROM OKLAHOMA SAYS, "I MUST BE THE STRONGEST, MEANEST, TOUGHEST COWBOY THERE IS. WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY, A BULL GOT LOOSE IN THE CORRAL. IT HAD GORED SIX MEN BEFORE I WRESTLED IT TO THE GROUND BY THE HORNS WITH MY BARE HANDS AND CASTRATED THAT SUCKER WITH MY TEETH." THE COWBOY FROM LOUISIANA COULDN'T STAND TO BE BESTED. "THAT'S NOTHING, I WAS WALKING DOWN THE TRAIL YESTERDAY AND A FIFTEEN FOOT RATTLER SLID OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK AND MADE A MOVE FOR ME. I GRABBED THAT BASTARD WITH MY BARE HANDS, AND BIT IT'S HEAD OFF, AND SUCKED THE POISON DOWN IN ONE GULP, AND I'M STILL HERE TODAY." THE COWBOY FROM TEXAS REMAINED SILENT, SLOWLY STIRRING THE COALS OF THE FIRE WITH HIS PECKER. . . . . . . . . . . Amen... -vo- http://community.webtv.net/TIDE1/RIPfatfill ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
