> Subject: Foreign Exchange An Asian man walks into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walks out with $ 72.
The following week, he walks in with 2000 yen and is handed $ 66. He asks the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week. The lady answers: "Fluctuations". The Asian man storms out, and just before slamming the door, he turns around and says: "Fluc you Amelicans too!" . . . . . . . . . . . . Subject: A Deals ...A Deal ! >STTTUTTERRRRING... > >Joe walks into the doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbeen >stttutering ffor yyyears, and IIII'm tttired of it. Cccan yyyou hehehelp >me?" > >The doc says, "Well, I'll have to examine you to see what's going on." So >he examines him, and says, "Well I think I know what the problem is. The >guy says, "Wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc? Doc says, "Well, it's your penis, >it's about a foot long and all the down pressure is putting strain on your >vocal cords. > >Guy says, "Wwwat cccan we ddo?" Doc says, "Well, I can cut it off and >transplant a shorter one." Guy says, "Dddo it!" > >The guy has the operation and three weeks later, he comes back into the >doctor's office and says, "Doc, you solved the problem and I don't stutter >anymore, but I've only had sex once in the past three weeks. My wife >doesn't like it anymore. She liked it with my long one. I don't care if I >have to stutter, I want you to put my long one back on." > >The doc says, "Nnnnope! A ddddeal's a ddddeal!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . CchcheCheers -vvvo- _______________________________________________ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
