> Subject: Whisper !! A salesman is trying to call a client. The phone rings and their little boy, in a whisper, says, "Hello." SALESMAN: "Is your mommy there? LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with her?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "She's busy." SALESMAN: "Is your daddy there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "Yes." SALESMAN: "Can I speak with him?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "He's busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anyone else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The fire department." SALESMAN: "Can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy." SALESMAN: "Is there anybody else there?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "The police department." SALESMAN: "Well, can I talk to one of them?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're busy." SALESMAN: "Let me get this straight, your mother, father, the fire department and the police department are all in your house, and they're all busy. What are they doing?" LITTLE BOY: (whisper) "They're looking for me." . . . . . . . . . . . .
Subject: Moving to Michigan Chuck was sitting in an airplane when another fellow took a seat beside him. The new guy was an absolute wreck....pale, hands shaking, biting his nails and moaning in fear. "Hey pal, what's the matter?" Chuck asked. "Oh man.... I've been transferred to Michigan," the other guy answered, "there's crazy people in Michigan....and they have shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, the highest crime rate...." "Hold on" Chuck interrupted, "I've lived in Michigan all my life and it is not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, enroll your kids in a good school and it's as safe as anywhere in the world." The other passenger relaxed and stopped shaking for a moment and said, "Oh thank you. I've been worried to death but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. What do you do for a living?" "Me?", said Chuck, "I'm a tail gunner on a bread truck in Detroit." . . . . . . . . . . . . RollSpartansRoll... Cheers -vo- _______________________________________________ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
