A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first 
exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls.

They went up to the first pen and there was a sign 
attached that said:  This bull mated 50 times last 
year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and 
said:  "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached 
that said:  "This bull mated 120 times last year.  "

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said:
"That's more than twice a week!  You could learn a lot 
from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached 
that said, in capital letters:  "This bull mated 365 
times last year."

The wife so excited that her elbow nearly broke her 
husband's ribs, said:  "That's once a day.  You could 
REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said: "Go over and ask him 
if it was with the same cow." 



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