SWEDEN LEGALIZES LOOKING UP LADIES SKIRTS!
By MARK MILLER
ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world,
Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts!
In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried
332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was
replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on
the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear.
Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look
up.
"I was fully aroused for the next three weeks," gushes male viewer, Tor
Lundgren, 24.
The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. "It was even
more exciting than I'd imagined," reveals Christina Schollin, 32. "I chose
to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run
through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home
from now on."
Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law.
"It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really,
something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are
beautiful, natural things.
"When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are,
to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all
made us in His image."
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