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This sounds about right.
Joe
You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if
your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be
his spirit.
Demosthenes (384 BC - 322 BC), Third Olynthiac
GOT TO LOVE TENNESSEE
A guy from Tennessee passed away and
left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it
'til
she's 14.
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How do you know when you're staying in
a Tennessee
hotel?
When you call the front
desk and say, "I gotta leak in
my
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go
ahead."
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How can you tell if a Tennessee redneck is
married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup
truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the
minimum
drinking
age in Tennessee to 32?
It seems they want to keep
alcohol out of the high
schools.
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What do they
call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Tennessee?
Documentaries.
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Where
was the toothbrush invented?
Tennessee. If it had been invented anywhere
else, it
would have been called a
teethbrush.
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A Tennessee State trooper pulls over a pickup on
I-64
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"
and the driver replies "Bout
wut?"
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Did you hear about the $3 million
Tennessee
State
Lottery?
(Come
on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million
years.
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The governor's mansion in Tennessee burned
down!
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a
total loss too. Both books-poof up in
flames and
he hadn't even finished
coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently
passed in Tennesee. When a
couple
gets divorced, they are STILL
cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in Tennessee and orders
a
mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You
ain't
from
'round here are ya?
"No," replies the man, "I'm from
Pennsylvania."
The bartender looks at him
and says, "Well, what do ya
do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist," said
the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What
in the
world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
"The man says,"I mount animals."
The bartender
stands back and hollers to the whole
bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of
us!"
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