A brand new US citizen, welcome to America, now let me fill you in on just how
america works. First you have to run to walmart and buy ether a playstation,
nintindo, or other gaming system. And few really good games, I suggest grand
theft auto, black and white, quake 4, and world of warcraft. While your there
get some donuts, frozen pizza, and chips and drinks. Stop at KFC on the way
home and get the 12 piece chicken meal.
To fully be a good intergrated citizen, get a job you don't like with people
you can't stand. Bitch about everything and then mostly play games and get
really fat. Once you have mastered the gamming fat people whine your next step
is to get a really good DR maybe two dr's who will write you meds for high
blood pressure and valume and a few really good pain killers just in case.
Ofcorse you can avert the pill head part by just drinking and smokin pot.
Now that you have that part down its time to move into the real american life
style, spend twice what you make, if you have kids get them on riddilin, prozac
or some other mood blocking drug so they don't annoy you or others with little
work involved. Then you have to find someone to dislike, you can dislike
whites, blacks, or the current popular spanish people. This is very important,
its all part of the real governmants plan to divide and conquer. One race of
people will always be shit on by the government and the people, in doing this
it stops people from ever joining together to speak and actualy control the
government with one voice.
When you have all of that down pat the last part is join an eskie group and
rescue a couple of eskies. This will give you the one nitch of group support on
a positive note that keeps the other darker thoughts at bay so you can sleep at
night.
Yep when you achieve the fat-game-playing-mexican-hating-pill-poppin-working
in a mindless job every day all day long your living the american dream.
Ofcorse once you get to that point you have to take the next big step, stop
smoking, eat only salads and join a gym, tell everyone you meet everyday that
your loosing weight, and you haven't smoked in 10 days and how your blood
pressure is under controll even though you chew through a box of doughnuts and
anything fried in bacon greese.
And there you go now your a full fledged American. You know your there when
you actualy believe putting one money grubbing criminal in the white house will
actualy be better than putting the other money grubbing criminal in there which
we call an election. You also know you have reached the perfect combination of
prozac and valume when you actualy see a difference between the two parties
running for office and almost believe anything one of them says.
And on a final note your last action is to join a church ether get on one of
the popular jesus freek trains like baptist or go the other route and avoid the
whole thing. Ether way that gains you the extra level of self importance
required to actualy tell others what you think is best for them.
And thats it, very simple. How to be an American in a nut shell.
UH, its also importent to think all this stuff but never post it or even think
it out loud as you might offend someone and cause thier blood pressure to go up
again.
later
--- On Fri, 9/12/08, [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Subject: [eskiepeople:6385] Re: Being proactive for Eskies and their cousins.
To: [email protected]
Date: Friday, September 12, 2008, 1:36 PM
Can you do that???
Don't mean to sound of-Message-End-->
Alexey Voytsehovich wrote:
о. идея. спасибо. сделаю запуск программ через cmd файл, в котором будет
проверятся обновление всего что надо. :)
А, ну да, можно и BAT-файл, типа:
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@echo off
xcopy \\server\polaris\upgrade\import2\myprog.exe . /Z /Y /V /D /Q
start myprog.exe
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