Last night I had a dream.

I was in the Matrix, and Oracle invited me for some cookies. In the
living room, children were playing: IE was bangin his head against the
wall for some reason no-one could relate to, Opera was playing
solitaire while Safari was drawing murals, while speaking on his brand
new Motorola (strange, I know...) about a scholarship at the Academy
of Arts.
Only FireFox was bending spoons and forks. She bent ten spoons and two
ceramic plates at a time. Never broke a sweat.

Anyway, in comes Oracle, passes the cookies around. The she paused and
said, with a meaningful voice:

"Nosce Javum Scripta - Know thy JavaScript"

All the children went out and bought themselves the Bungee book. After
two years, they all knew Prototype by heart, implementing it into the
core of their chi, fighting evil bugs on the streets of Standardville.

All, except IE, who ended up selling hot-dawgs to richer people at
Manhattan. He also adopted Prototype, but paid it's creators paid a
hefty sum, just so it could modify the source code. He always strives
toward uniqueness, doesn't he..?



My dog woke me up. Shoot!
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