Dear Stump,
We have been contacted by the law firm of Freeman, Freeman and Rustola
representing the Mr. John Q. Arachnoid's estate as to the where to send
the UP subpoena.
Don
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>Train Fights Monster, Train Wins!
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>Yesterday afternoon, the engineer of a Union Pacific 2-8-0 steamer rounded a
>curve and saw an object on the track ahead. Instead of the usual cow on the
>track, it turned out to be a hideous 20 foot spider! There wasnt enough
>track to stop the freight train, and besides, who want to stop right in front
>of a monster spider? So the engineer did the only thing he could, he slammed
>the throttle wide open. The monster reared up as if to attack, but the train
>was moving much too fast, and hit the spider head on. After the freight train
>has passed, the wounded monster got up and in spite of several broken legs
>staggered off toward the passenger terminal much to the horror of the waiting
>passengers. For some reason, known only to the monster, it turned around and
>attempted to cross the railroad tracks again just in time for the UP freight
>train to make another pass. This time the monster wasnt as lucky. The
>second battle with the mighty 2-8-0 left the spider mortally wounded with all
>its eight legs broken. One eyewitness said, I love the way that Iron Horse
>stomped on that giant spider. Railroad officials could find no damage to the
>locomotive or cars following the incident, "Showcase Locomotive Works really
>known how to build a winner."
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>Doug Stump
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