Other Side of Sardar,
We often crack jokes on Sardar for Time Pass and in the process we think that
we are more intelligent then SARDAR's, but the other side of Sardar is quite
different:
It so happened that a group of friends from South India were visiting Delhi on
a sight seeing trip. They engaged a Taxi in Delhi driven by Sardarji. During
the journey they were enjoying and cracking jokes with the driver and also
cracked few SARDAR jokes with him. He too enjoyed the jokes with them. On
reaching their destination, and after settling the fare, the Sardar driver gave
a One Rupee coin to those group of persons and asked that in case you find a
Sardar Beggar before they leave Delhi to give this one rupee coin to him..
After spending a week in Delhi, they were unable to find a single Sardar beggar
and they carried that one Rupee coin back with them.
It's only we, killing time by cracking Jokes on SARDARS, but those SARDARS are
HARD WORKERS and they do not depend on others, they stand on their own feet…
EVERGREEN SARDAR JOKES
Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between: Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
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Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love
letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000..
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books, when the teacher erases the board.
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, you'll die because haven't you heard train is coming on platform?
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Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?"
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever
- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a
man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash.
