READ 'N' ENJOY ....
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill
status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
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Judge: Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to
court..
Sardar to judge: U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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Question: "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied: "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Sardar: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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(Best one)
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.
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After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice.. He Checked
1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finally Said:
"Torch is okay"
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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not
discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he
shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI
and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not
APPLE
