A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.
Doctor: "What happened?"
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband
comes home drunk,
just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth.
Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and
is asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh
and reborn.
Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
came home drunk,
I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't
touch me!"
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
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Khamemi Savva Jive
Savve Jiva Khamantu Me
Mitti Me Savve Bhuyesu
Veram Majaham Na Kenai
I ask for forgiveness from all living beings
May all of them forgive me
May I have a friendship with all living beings
And may I be hostile to none <<imstp_animation_butterflies_en_020908.gif>>
