A British Policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had just won £5000, in an 'Arrive Alive' safety competition. Being a Nigerian, the driver could hardly believe his luck.
"What are you going to do with your cash?" asked the traffic cop. "Well I guess I'm going to get a driving license," he answered. "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He tries to be smart when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car." At that moment there was a knock from the boot and a voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"
