What a great job from govt. of india
1) Qus.: What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX ************************************ 2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX ************************************** 3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI ************************************** 4)Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX ************************************** 5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX **************************************** 6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY ******************************************** 8) Qus.: Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax:  PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX *********************************** 9)Qus.: Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX  ? Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax *************************************** 10) Qus.: Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank? Ans.: Yes, for Salary. Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX *************************************** 11)   Qus.: Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner? Ans.: Hotel Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX ******************************************** 12) Qus.: Are you going Out of Station for Business? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX *************************************** 13)   Qus.: Have you taken or given any Service/s? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX **************************************** 14)   Qus.: How come you got such a Big Amount? Ans.: Gift on birthday. Tax : PAY GIFT TAX ****************************** 15)   Qus.: Do you have any Wealth? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX ********************************************** 16)   Qus.: To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going? Ans.: Cinema or Resort. Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX ********************************************* 17) Qus.: Have you purchased House? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE ************************************* 18)   Qus.: How you Travel? Ans.: Bus Tax : PAY SURCHARGE ************************************** 19) Qus.: Any Additional Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!! ****************************************** 20) Qus.: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY ******************************************* 21) Qus: Do you travel on road ? Ans : Yes Tax : PAY TOLL TAX & ROAD TAX ******************************************* 22 ) Qus : Do you go to hospital for treatment ? Ans : Yes Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX ON YOUR TREATMENT. ******************************************* 21)   INDIAN :  Can I die now?? 　 Ans : No,  wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Petrol Price in INDIA 　 Pakistan       Rs. 26 Bangladesh     Rs. 22 Cuba         Rs. 19 Nepal         Rs. 34 Burma         Rs. 30 Afghanistan    Rs. 36 INDIA         Rs. 63.40  3) BASIC COST  PER 1 LITRE 16.50 Centre tax   11.80% Excise duty   9.75% Vat cess    4% State tax    8 % Total TAXES Rs. 50.05/- 　 Now extra 13.35 Rs, PER 1 LITRE 　 What a Great job from Govt. of India … 　 Pass this messages to ALL INDIANS…………………
