I'm sorry Dean, I can't resist!
> First We can state that women require time and money
> WOMEN = TIME x MONEY
Surely, we should have WOMEN = f(TIME,MONEY).
> and we all know that time is money
> TIME = MONEY
> Therfore,
> WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY = (Money)^2
> we know that money is the root of all evil
> therefore,
_____
> MONEY= \/ EVIL
Errmmm.... not necessarily the square root!
So there exists a positive integer k such that
MONEY = (EVIL)^(1/k).
> Therfore,
> _____
> WOMEN = ( \/ EVIL )^2
But, WOMEN = (EVIL)^(2/k).
> so we conclude that
>
> WOMEN = EVIL
We can conclude the stronger assertion that k women are evil,
when we raise the above to the power k/2 (assuming that k is even,
similar for odd). Therefore let j=k/2 (similarly for odd).
Thus j woman are evil.
But j is an integer and so it applies for all j. Thus all women are evil.
--Matt.