How about "Ssssssss"? -------------- Original message -------------- From: "Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> I challenge you guys to recall a title crappier than KAW
Tracey Astromancer wrote: > > Hmm...Even the title is crappy! > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:KeithBJohnson%40comcast.net> wrote: > I posted a reply to Tracey listing crappy movies ,and I talked of a > cyborg/clone monster thingie with crap CGI. "SS Doomtrooper" was it! > > -------------- Original message -------------- > From: Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > <mailto:truthseeker_013%40yahoo.com>> > Oh, yeah. He was all in that role. :P And that gargoyle fun-fest...I'm > still shaking my head. Reminded me of the "SS Doomtrooper" crap. > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:KeithBJohnson%40comcast.net> wrote: > did you see the crap with Robert "Chakotay" Beltran from Voyager? It > was about a sentient fire creature running around immolating people. > Junk! Then there was the one about gargoyles, which was yet another of > the SciFi Originals with incredibly bad FX. Why are their films > sporting CGI that looks ten years out of date? seriousl, I've seen > better on home PCs > > -------------- Original message -------------- > From: Martin <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > <mailto:truthseeker_013%40yahoo.com>> > In perfect honesty, I watch almost every Saturday. Always with the > sound off (I'm weird that way, rarely watch TV with sound, relying on > Closed Caption). At least every other week, I ahve to turn off the > captioning, because I get too far into my MSTie rant and lose track of > the program. I even write mini-reviews of some of the movies. Allow me > to share the one from the spectacular "Kaw". > > "Never more. Never more." Seriously. > > It's the sole purpose behind my viewing them, having a list of movies > to pick from when I realize my dream of restarting the MST3K franchise. > > "Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED] > <mailto:tdlists%40multiculturaladvantage.com>> wrote: > The truth shall set me free huh? OK, lemme give it a try. But it the > group starts to throw stones at me, it will be your fault. > > So, here is my confession, While I have finally given up on decent > scifi movies on Saturdays, when scifi channel first started the Saturday > night D movie programming, I watched regularly for at least 8 weeks > hoping that some of the movies would be good campy fun. Even after I > went cold turkey and stopped watching, I fell off the wagon at least six > times. However, I'm happy to report, that I have only watched two D > movies straight through in the past 12 months. > > OK, your turn to 'fess up. > > Tracey > > Martin wrote: > > > > Tracey, not long after I chose the username I carry aound 'Net-wide, I > > read a quote from someone (need to find out who), that went, "In order > > to seek the truth in all things, you have to *speak* the truth in all > > things." If it's truly bad, lady, NEVER HOLD BACK. ;) > > > > "Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)" > > > > wrote: I plead the 5th. > > > > Tracey > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:KeithBJohnson%40comcast.net> wrote: > > > > > > wow, Tracey, you're bad as me: you'll sometimes watch almost anything > > > to get a scifi fix. if *you* hate it, it must be bad. > > > > > > -------------- Original message -------------- > > > From: "Tracey de Morsella (formerly Tracey L. Minor)" > > > > > > > > > > > > Craptastic is being kind. there was a robot in it who was always > > dieing > > > > an coming back to life. They actor would crack/title his nect to the > > > > side whenever he came back. I wanted to break it for him. > > > > > > > > Tracey > > > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:KeithBJohnson%40comcast.net> > wrote: > > > > > > > > > > Can't believe I've never seen this show, not even to dog it > out. Was > > > > > it as bad as the awful series Adrian "Highlander" Paul was in, the > > > one > > > > > where he was tracking down rogue aliens on Earth, "Alien Tracker"? > > > > > > > > > > -------------- Original message -------------- > > > > > From: Martin > > > > > > > > Keith, whyfor you insult Vulcans so? > > > > > > > > > > Seriously, this is nothing more in my eyes than "Codename: > Eternity" > > > > > (was that the name of that craptastic show?) with a slightly > > > > > better-looking lead. *Slightly*... > > > > > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] <mailto:KeithBJohnson%40comcast.net> > > wrote: > > > > > Anyone catch this besides me? Man, this was just awful: cliched, > > > > > predictable, boring. Some of the stuff that hit me from the start: > > > > > > > > > > * Kristanna Loken isn't a very good actress. She was stiff and > > > > > delivered her lines with all the emotion of a Vulcan. Maybe it was > > > the > > > > > dialogue and uninspired writing, which were sho' 'nuff > > problems,but I > > > > > doubt it. But then, what reason is there to expect the latest > > > > > Terminator to have acting ability? > > > > > > > > > > * Within five minutes of the opening, the show was in one of those > > > > > cliched (using that word again!) underground rave-type clubs > > with the > > > > > pulse-pounding music and young people from Central Casting > > posing and > > > > > dancing wildly, while obvious bad guys skulk in their midst doing > > > drug > > > > > deals. Truly one of the most overused scenes in such shows > > outside of > > > > > strip clubs. Booorinng! > > > > > > > > > > * The first--and only, I might add--of the good guys to get killed > > > was > > > > > a brother. Sad thing is, soon as I saw him I thought "This show's > > > > > gonna kill that Black man". Bingo! There is another Brother > > left, but > > > > > of course he's older and out of shape, not young and/or hunky like > > > the > > > > > rest of the cast. he was already punked by Jane. Surprise! > > > > > > > > > > * Will someone *Please* teach these new directors that herky-jerky > > > and > > > > > tilting camera work is *not* a good way to add action to a scene? > > > Just > > > > > makes it confused and amateurish-looking. Who's running film > school > > > > > these days, Michael Bay?! > > > > > > > > > > * The good guys are another one of those shadow-type groups that > > hang > > > > > out in a hidden warehouse HQ with high-tech equipment, and who are > > > > > "answerable only to ourselves". How original! > > > > > > > > > > * There is of course a resident computer geek, and of course > > he's the > > > > > oddball who wears stocking caps, tennis shoes, warmup suits, etc. > > > Just > > > > > once nowadays I'd like to see an IT expert that's not pushing > > the Gen > > > > > Y look. > > > > > > > > > > * The doctor on here appears to be Indian or Middle Eastern, but > > > has a > > > > > British accent. I'm really getting tired of Indian, Pakistani, or > > > Arab > > > > > characters with British accents. From Bashir on DS9 to Sayid on > > > "Lost" > > > > > (who is British in real life and fakes an Iraqi accent) > > > > > American-produced shows are replete with such characters who speak > > > the > > > > > Queen's English or their "native" tongue with such an accent. Is > > > there > > > > > a reason we can't get actors who actually *sound* like they're > from > > > > > their characters' country of origin? > > > > > > > > > > * Man, I think half the profits of the drug trade and the > budget of > > > > > government law enforcement agencies, must go to leather wear! > > Amazing > > > > > how every henchman and supposedly underpaid government agent is > > > > > wearing thousands of dollars worth of leather jackets and pants! > > > > > > > > > > Can you tell I wasn't impressed? There were several fights, all of > > > > > which were dizzying (not in a good way) and too fast-paced. > > > Everyone's > > > > > too busy posing and speaking bad lines as if they have sticks up > > > their > > > > > arses. This show reminds me of the late, unlamented "Mutant > X", and > > > > > that ain't a good thing. Not sure I'll watch this one again > > unless it > > > > > improves drastically or I'm very bored. > > > > > > > > > > What did y'all think? > > > > > > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > > > > > > #ygrp-mlmsg { FONT: x-small arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif } > > > > > #ygrp-mlmsg TABLE { FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-SIZE: 100%; > > > LINE-HEIGHT: > > > > > normal; FONT-STYLE: normal; FONT-VARIANT: normal } #ygrp-mlmsg > > SELECT > > > > > { FONT: 99% arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif } INPUT { FONT: 99% > > > > > arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif } TEXTAREA { FONT: 99% > > > > > arial,helvetica,clean,sans-serif } #ygrp-mlmsg PRE { FONT: 100% > > > > > monospace } CODE { FONT: 100% monospace } #ygrp-mlmsg * { > > > LINE-HEIGHT: > > > > > 1.22em } #ygrp-text { FONT-FAMILY: Georgia } #ygrp-text P { > MARGIN: > > > > > 0px 0px 1em } #ygrp-tpmsgs { CLEAR: both; FONT-FAMILY: Arial } > > > > > #ygrp-vitnav { FONT-SIZE: 77%; MARGIN: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 10px; > > > > > FONT-FAMILY: Verdana } #ygrp-vitnav A { PADDING-RIGHT: 1px; > > > > > PADDING-LEFT: 1px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px } > > > > > #ygrp-actbar { CLEAR: both; MARGIN: 25px 0px; COLOR: #666; > > > > > WHITE-SPACE: nowrap; TEXT-ALIGN: right } #ygrp-actbar .left { > > > FLOAT: left; > > > > > WHITE-SPACE: nowrap } .bld { FONT-WEIGHT: bold } #ygrp-grft { > > > > > PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 77%; > > > PADDING-BOTTOM: > > > > > 15px; PADDING-TOP: 15px; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana } #ygrp-ft { > > > > > PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; BORDER-TOP: #666 1px solid; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; > > > > > FONT-SIZE: 77%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 5px; PADDING-TOP: 5px; > FONT-FAMILY: > > > > > verdana } #ygrp-mlmsg #logo { PADDING-BOTTOM: 10px } #ygrp-vital { > > > > > PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 8px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 20px; > > > > > PADDING-BOTTOM: 8px; PADDING-TOP: 2px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e0ecee } > > > > > #ygrp-vital #vithd { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 77%; > > > > > TEXT-TRANSFORM: uppercase; COLOR: #333; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana } > > > > > #ygrp-vital UL { PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; > > > > > PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; MARGIN: 2px 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px } > #ygrp-vital > > > > > UL LI { CLEAR: both; BORDER-RIGHT: #e0ecee 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: > > > > > #e0ecee 1px solid; BORDER-LEFT: #e0ecee 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: > > > > > #e0ecee 1px solid; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: none } #ygrp-vital > > > > > UL LI .ct { PADDING-RIGHT: 0.5em; FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FLOAT: right; > > > > > WIDTH: 2em; COLOR: #ff7900; TEXT-ALIGN: right } #ygrp-vital UL LI > > > .cat > > > > > { FONT-WEIGHT: bold } #ygrp-vital A { TEXT-DECORATION: none } > > > > > #ygrp-vital A:hover { TEXT-DECORATION: underline } #ygrp-sponsor > > > #hd { > > > > > FONT-SIZE: 77%; COLOR: #999 } #ygrp-sponsor #ov { PADDING-RIGHT: > > > 13px; > > > > > PADDING-LEFT: 13px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 20px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 6px; > > > > > PADDING-TOP: 6px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #e0ecee } #ygrp-sponsor > #ov UL { > > > > > PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 8px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; > MARGIN: > > > > > 0px; PADDING-TOP: 0px } #ygrp-sponsor #ov LI { PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; > > > > > PADDING-LEFT: 0px; FONT-SIZE: 77%; PADDING-BOTTOM: 6px; > PADDING-TOP: > > > > > 6px; LIST-STYLE-TYPE: square } #ygrp-sponsor #ov LI A { FONT-SIZE: > > > > > 130%; TEXT-DECORATION: none } #ygrp-sponsor #nc { PADDING-RIGHT: > > 8px; > > > > > PADDING-LEFT: 8px; MARGIN-BOTTOM: 20px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0px; > > > > > PADDING-TOP: 0px; BACKGROUND-COLOR: #eee } #ygrp-sponsor .ad { > > > > > PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; PADDING-LEFT: 0px; PADDING-BOTTOM: 8px; > > > > > PADDING-TOP: 8px } #ygrp-sponsor .ad #hd1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; > > > > > FONT-SIZE: 100%; COLOR: #628c2a; LINE-HEIGHT: 122%; FONT-FAMILY: > > > Arial > > > > > } #ygrp-sponsor .ad A { TEXT-DECORATION: none } #ygrp-sponsor .ad > > > > > A:hover { TEXT-DECORATION: underline } #ygrp-sponsor .ad P { > MARGIN: > > > > > 0px } o { FONT-SIZE: 0px } .MsoNormal { MARGIN: 0px } #ygrp-text > > TT { > > > > > FONT-SIZE: 120% } BLOCKQUOTE { MARGIN: 0px 0px 0px 4px } .replbq { > > > > > MARGIN: 4px } > > > > > > > > > > "There is no reason Good can't triumph over Evil, if only angels > > will > > > > > get organized along the lines of the Mafia." -Kurt Vonnegut, > "A Man > > > > > Without A Country" > > > > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > > > > > Ahhh...imagining that irresistible "new car" smell? > > > > > Check outnew cars at Yahoo! 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