I knew that they were up to something... Maybe it was a drill type rocket?
Wouldn't that make problems worse?

On Sat, Jan 2, 2010 at 12:35 PM, Martin Baxter
<[email protected]>wrote:

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> Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Uncle Vlad saves the day, and I'm up
> for election to the Curia.
>
> "If all the world's a stage and all the people merely players, who in
> bloody hell hired the director?" -- Charles L Grant
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQUxw9aUVik
>
>
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> To: [email protected]
> From: [email protected]
> Date: Sat, 2 Jan 2010 03:25:52 -0800
> Subject: [scifinoir2] Russia Plans to Save Earth From Rogue Asteroid
>
>
>
> Russia Plans to Save Earth From Rogue Asteroid; ‘No Nuclear Explosions,’
> Space Chief Promises (Updated)
>
>    - By Nathan Hodge <http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/author/nathanhodge/> 
> [image:
>    Email Author] <[email protected]>
>    - December 30, 2009  |
>    - 3:34 pm  |
>    - Categories: Bizarro<http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/category/bizarro/>
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>  [image: 
> 800px-asteroid_21-07-2006]<http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/2009/12/800px-asteroid_21-07-2006.jpg>
> Vlad Putin, we’re sorry we ever made fun of 
> you<http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2008/11/dr-contest-acce/>.
> In an interview today with Voice of Russia 
> radio<http://rus.ruvr.ru/2009/12/30/3352051.html>,
> Russia’s space agency chief said discussions would begin soon over a plan to
> save the world from a collision with a massive asteroid.
> It’s not clear how, exactly, the Russians plan to deflect 
> Apophis<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/99942_Apophis>,
> a chunk of rock the size of two and a half soccer fields that was first
> discovered by astronomers in 2004. Anatoly Perminov, the space agency head,
> promised that there would be “no nuclear explosions” and that everything
> would be done “on the basis of the laws of physics.”
> Astronomers initially guessed that Apophis had a reasonably good chance of
> smashing into Earth on its first flyby; NASA now 
> reckons<http://www.nasa.gov/home/hqnews/2009/oct/HQ_09-232_Apophis_Update.html>that
>  the chances of that have gone from slim (one-in-45,000) to almost none
> (four-in-a million). But despite the lower NASA estimate, the Russians
> aren’t so sure. Perminov said the asteroid “will surely collide with the
> Earth in the 2030s.”
> Of course, that gives the Russians plenty of time to recruit a telegenic
> team of cosmonauts to neutralize the threat from Apophis. May we suggest an
> online contest, à la Miss 
> Atom<http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2009/02/vote-for-russia/>
> ?
> In fairness, the Russians aren’t the only ones thinking about saving the
> Earth from asteroids. Alexis Madrigal of Wired Science has an excellent
> write-up<http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/12/saving-earth-from-an-asteroid/>of
>  some of the options. The first is the
> *Armageddon* 
> <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armageddon_%281998_film%29>approach, knocking 
> the asteroid off course with a nuclear blast or a
> collision. The second, Madrigal writes, is a “shepherding” operation that
> would slowly alter the asteroid’s trajectory in space. Either way, the
> reality is a bit less made-for-Hollywood: Asteroid-deflection would demand a
> lot of international cooperation.
> And a lot of money. Perminov’s take? It’s worth the investment. ”People’s
> lives are at stake,” he said. “We should pay several hundred million dollars
> and build a system that would allow to prevent a collision, rather than sit
> and wait for it to happen and kill hundreds of thousands of people.”
>
> UPDATE: Former U.S. astronaut Rusty 
> Schweickart<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Schweickart>writes in to 
> Danger Room with a few words of praise for Russia’s space
> agency. “Perminov is right that the capability to deflect an impact
> threatening asteroid needs to be developed and demonstrated, and that that
> work needs to be done cooperatively with other space agencies,” Schweickart
> e-mails. “And he should be loudly applauded for that.”
> But Perminov, Schweickart adds, is incorrect in assuming that Apophis
> seriously threatens to strike Earth. From his reply:
>
> *It has (based on current tracking data) only a 1 in 233,000 chance of
> passing through a very narrow region in space (a keyhole) as it passes by
> the Earth in 2029 that would cause it to impact 7 years later in 2036.  That
> is quite a low probability of impact!  And… with additional tracking coming
> available in 2012-2013 (when it comes back into sight of our telescopes) we
> are most likely to find that it, in fact, poses a zero risk of a 2036
> impact.  And, on the slim chance that it does still pose an impact risk, we
> have plenty of time *after that* to mount an internationally coordinated
> deflection campaign… if, and only if, needed.*
>
> Schweickart is the chairman of the B612 
> Foundation<http://www.b612foundation.org/>,
> which has advocated its own 
> approach<http://www.b612foundation.org/papers/NASA-finalrpt.pdf>to asteroid 
> deflection. For more information on that subject, you can also
> read up on the Association of Space Explorers 
> website<http://www.space-explorers.org/committees/NEO/neo.html>
> .
> “Prove the capability by doing it,” Schweickart adds. “But *not* on
> Apophis!”
>
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