Lessee: Elton John looking more like Janet Reno than ever...Beyonce Knowles doing some weird overproduced musical number about being a boy, surrounded by what looked like jackbooted Robocops...Pink twirling from a rope amidst strobe lights while (un)dressed like Mila Jovovich from "The Fifth Element"...The Blackeyed Peas romping around on stage while giant shiny metal men do crazy step dancing...Li'l Wayne looking like...well, Li'l Wayne...almost every number replete with sensory overloading lights, smoke/fog, mirrors, and explosions...and, most outre of all--
Taylor Swift wins Album of the Year. (which will do wonders for a show trying maintain a veneer of relevance and critical importance)-- Damn--who would have guessed that the best scifi and fantasy programming on last night wasn't on SyFy, but on CBS?
