> Horror! Last night, after being off email for over three weeks,
> I read all the messages. I was mortified to see that I was at the
> centre of a long thread about viruses. Yes, I did have a virus
> but shut the machine off as soon as I realized it - too late [...]
> The thread was fascinating, however, and I always wanted to start
> a long thread - proving that infamy is easier to achieve than fame.
> Jan Lane
Well there's a ready-written song about that situation, isn't there...
Jan Lane's PC was on the Internet,
Yet ne'er a virus did it get,
Till a friend of hers the Bugbear met,
Quite early in the morning.
Hey Jan Lane, is your firewall set?
Or are your ports unprotected yet?
Oh haste ye install the next update,
Before ye download in the morning...
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