That was released as a single many many years ago. I am thinking mid 80's,
when I was just a young boy...


Phil Deane
http://www.MiracleExpress.force9.co.uk


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From: "willie" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
To: "SLUG" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Monday, January 07, 2002 2:15 PM
Subject: [scottish] Fwd: Re: How does Tux monitor ski conditions?


> I dont normally cross-post but this one from Edlug tickled my tickly
> bits.
>
> Willie
>
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>
> Subject: Re: How does Tux monitor ski conditions?
> Date: Mon, 7 Jan 2002 02:17:53 -0000
> From: "MrCreosote" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: James E. Jarvis
> Subject: How does Tux monitor ski conditions?
>
>
>
> Oh, Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor,
> Peter Snow sings very low,
> Mark Burano is a soprano,
> John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
> He's a weatherman.
>
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> A weatherman, a weatherman,
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> And so is Michael Fish.
>
> Simon Parkin's always larkin',
> Eric Lane is the same,
> Jonathan Ross collects ross,
> John Kettley...
> ([Spoken] interesting fact)
> John Kettley... John Kettley:
> He's a weatherman.
>
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> A weatherman, a weatherman,
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> And so is Michael Fish.
>
> Lester Piggott couldn't dig it,
> David Icke rides a bike,
> Richard Keys has got no knees,
> John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
> He's a weatherman.
>
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> A weatherman, a weatherman,
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> And so is Michael Fish.
>
> [Spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Motch Bondouch�; and his amazing
>  cheese and pickle solo...
>
> John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
> He's a weatherman.
>
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> A weatherman, a weatherman,
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> And so is Michael Fish.
>
> ([Spoken] Hope John Kettley likes this song.)
>
> Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower,
> Johnny Marr he plays guitar,
> David Steel lives in Keele,
> John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
> He's a weatherman.
>
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> A weatherman, a weatherman,
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> And so is Michael Fish.
>
> Chuck Noakes has blue socks,
> Andy Crane has got no brain,
> Bernard Davey left the navy,
> John Kettley... John Kettley... John Kettley:
> He's a weatherman.
>
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> A weatherman, a weatherman,
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> And so is Michael Fish.
>
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> A weatherman, a weatherman,
> John Kettley is a weatherman,
> And so is Michael Fish,
> And so is Billy Giles,
> And so is Iain McCaskill...
> And so is Wincey Willis.
>
> etc
>
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> Willie Fleming
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