---chayes2 <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
>
> What the hell has happened? Ive been away from my comp for one day
and
> suddenly the new threads are-
>
> 1) Jeremy beating and raping farm animals
> 2) Cloning members of the band to have oral sex
> 3) Fucking African Americans to the tune of "Grendel"
> 4) Failed Masterbation techniques involving urination
> 5) Crackheads writing and playing Guitar on Diary
> 6) Scat
Well, it's not like you can complain that all this stuff is off topic.
I mean, 2/3 of the stuff up there is about sdre in some way or
another. And you're not looking at the context in which the scat is
being used. And she might have been listening to flatland peach
number 7" or whatever while masturbating and just forgot to tell us.
I mean, it's possible. If we use such a strict definition of what
"is" and "isn't" off-topic, how will we ever our broaden our horizons?
Isn't that what this list is about, really, broadening our minds?
And having sex with farm animals? Well, maybe not that last one. But
you should try it sometime, it's very relaxing. I'll bet the reason
that sunny day real estate has a mailing list and has dweebs like you
guys musing over them rather than vice versa is because they
regularily get down in the barnyard if you know what I mean. Y'know.
And what about the weeble people anyway? That just reeks of
pedophilia to me, but that's just my theory. Anyway, I have to go
listen to my tape of how it feels to be something on all the way
through backwards so I can figure out what the secret messages are and
make my correct offerings to Satan.
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