WOW! Slow down there honky. If you're going to flame someone, at least
be creative. In general you should follow these four rules:
1. never complain about someone else's judgments when you plan on doing
the same in return. It's like trying to tip your neighbor's cow, and
then realizing that he was milking her at the time. WOOPS!
2. use some references to the offensive party's mother, sister, pet
hamster, pet vibrator, etc. you get the idea. Why trash someone when
it's easier to take out their friends?
3. always refer to: butt pumping, ass fucking, brown dick, poop shoot,
or any other uncouth reference to butt sex. this really seems to get the
nancy boys' silk panties in a bunch. see?
4. never use the term "newbie" to try and express your inflated ego
about your silly outlived membership to a third rate nazi mailing list.
This generally only invokes feeling of pity from the offensive party.
Instead, use terms like "dickhead" or "penis wrinkle." At least this way
you won't have to feel so stupid when the guy comes back and says "You
calling me a newbie? I was the one that gave jeremy his first back stage
blow job!! I still have the cum stains on my Abercrombie and Fitch
jacket!!!"
Alright, now you send another one, and this time try to follow at least
two of the above rules. Feel free to do a little free style in there as
well; creativity counts when comparing dick lengths.
been bag
ever see the movie deliverance?
On Wed, 10 Mar 1999 14:25:08 -0800 (PST) craig mack
<[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
who are you to judge? you are a lameass
>newbie,
>so shut up.
>
>jay
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