I know people are getting fed up with these recent posts but you gotta
admit this one is pretty fucking funny.
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> From: Jesus Harold Christ III Esq. <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: [sdre-l]: Re: jeremy's christianity
> Date: Wednesday, March 10, 1999 6:29 PM
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> Well, as someone who knows a thing or 2 about who's a good Christian and
> who's not, I can tell you that he's not much of one, at least by my
> standards. I mean, he sucked my dick a couple of times, and that was ok,
> but when I tried to go backdoor on him, he said no. Ye of little faith.
> I swear, people these days just don't have the proper respect for me
> anymore. I'm the fucking son of God, Goddamnit! You don't fuck with me!
> If I want to fuck you in the ass, you take it, and you enjoy it like a
> good little lamb of God, ok fuckwits? Anyway, he said he was saving
> himself for "that special someone." I said "fuck you, I'm fucking Jesus
> Christ, ain't that fucking special enough for you?" but all he did was
> curl up into a whimpering little ball and moan softly to himself. Then
> he pissed his pants. Damned born again charlatans, none of them are ever
> truly sincere when the shit hits the fan.
>
> I kinda felt sorry for him at that point, but I got a job to do, so I
> banished him to eternal damnation in the fires of hell. Let that be a
> lesson to you all, don't fuck with the son of god!! Especially when I'm
> all liquored up and horny. I get what I want, one way or another.
>
>
> Jesus H. Christ, Esq.
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> 11th commandment - Thou shalt not run a mailing list in an anal manner,
> or thou shalt face the almighty fury of the lord, and his faithful
> allies, the DWO
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