[FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! To all interested.

2013-03-17 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@...
wrote:
 A few minutes later, Xeno's eyelids flutter, and his eyes begin to
open, downcast. He is still deep within. LJB, sensing his pending
mercantile triumph, makes a few nervous adjustments to his display, and
stands back.

 Xeno, having emerged from a deeply golden and glorious place, now
looks upon the raft of LJB's Divine treasures, arranged like baby's
candy on the tailgate.

 As he awakes to the world around him, Xeno's eyes first settle on a
necklace of mystical beads, among the tantalizing offerings. Each bead
perfectly formed, the exact shape and color of the previous one. A flush
of Bliss runs up Xeno's spine, a sign that he must have the strand. He
points a dignified finger and silently inquires, How much?

 LJB can barely contain himself. Right off, Xeno has gone for the cash
cow! Plastic rudraksha beads, bought in bulk off the web, from a joint
in Delhi, for 15 rupees a pop (about 29 cents, US), and sold to the
seekers for 20 bucks each! Jai Guru Dev!

 [...to be continued...maybe]

Okay, I've had it!

If your going write Steve and Share out of the script, I want it to be
dramatic.

Unbeknowst to all the parties assembled at this auspicious spot, a
violent storm had moved in some forty miles North, resulting in a sudden
and unpredictable rise of river.  The two individuals covorting there
were caught totally unawares until a wall of water came crashing down
and took the two, uh, friends, yes friends, head over heals down to a
watery end.

Now feel free to amend this.  Maybe the two, uh, friends, yes friends,
don't die off.  But come up with something!!





[FairfieldLife] Re: Happy St. Patrick's Day!

2013-03-17 Thread Ann

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@...
wrote:


 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
  Quite a few Irish horsemen believe in giving their horses a Guinness
a
 day. They believe it puts an excellent shine on the coat.
  
 
 Do you think it could also have the effect of putting some starch in
the
 mount?









[FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! To all interested.

2013-03-17 Thread doctordumbass
We appreciate His Holiness's glee at His humble seekers' efforts to amuse. A 
further scene awaits: 

Much to Share and Steve's chagrin, Xeno attempts to buy at any price, LJB's 
much dog-eared and stained copy of the Kama Sutra, until Xeno's keen eye spots 
several of his favorite pages missing...In the awkward pause that follows, 
Share and Steve are relieved, Xeno is frustrated, his silence quickly 
evaporating, and LJB, feeling the fresh twenty in his pocket, is hoping for 
more cash.   

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@... wrote:

 OMG you guys are cracking me up :-), thank you LG - I didn't know you had
 such talents, pure Bhakti rasa I say. I'm too distracted having been
 targeted by Kamadeva's arrow.
 
 On Sun, Mar 17, 2013 at 5:50 PM, doctordumbass@... 
 no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
  **
 
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 no_reply@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 no_reply@
  wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Xenophaneros Anartaxius
  anartaxius@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108 no_reply@
  wrote:
  
   So true and don't either of you forget it! From now on, you have
  to go through me to get to my sweet innocent Baby Krishna Ravi. If you wish
  to respond to Him, you must ask me first. I'll then consult with Him in due
  time to see if He would like to even pursue your line of discussion. If He
  chooses not to, then no reason to even post your comments in the first
  place. A very efficient and effective use of His precious time. And please
  try to remember...
  
   
  I understand that you, Laughinggull, are now manning the ticket
  counter access to His Presence the Magisterial Royal Mahaswami Ravi
  Chivukula Guruji Mahatmaraja, beneath whom I am not fit to sweep even His
  Toe Nail Clippings. Pray tell upon what condition His Infiniteness might
  deign to drop a few crumbs of His Holy and Benign Darshan in my unworthy
  direction. Perhaps in a moment of His most offhand attention He would feel
  it barely tolerable to pass a kernel of His Most High Wisdom through you to
  us most thirsty and groveling, sycophantic worshipers of His Greatness.
 
  Perhaps you could collect a few grains left over from one of His
  Chapatis, that we could build a shrine to house them and perpetuate their
  Divine and most Humble power.
 
   
 Scenario: A beat up saffron-colored Ford Ranger mini-pickup truck
  with a rickety wooden camper shell parked beside a clear-flowing river with
  a flashing neon sign hooked up to a 12-volt battery that reads Water for
  Sale. Leaning against the camper shell on the tailgate in his much too
  tight, yet dapper, Shivaratri-best dhoti is our Laughing Protector of His
  Holiness Raviji who appears to be either in samadhi or nodding off. (The
  latter is probably the case since LPHHR's head occasionally drops suddenly
  then quickly comes back up with a jerking motion.) Seeker Xeno warily
  approaches while seekers Share and Steve maintain a relatively safe
  distance about 50 yards away hidden in the lush vegetation growing along
  the river on which seeker Share is busily munching and making soft cooing
  sounds. Seeker Steve's eyes are focused on seeker Share, with an occasional
  glance towards seeker Xeno, ever ready to jump in at a moment's notice
  should the slightest danger present itself. A dry twig snaps loudly under
  seeker Xeno's sandal-covered foot to which LPHHR awakens with a start
  muttering ...yes...mmm...yes...hare Ravi...mmm... as if caught between an
  erotic dream and waking reality.

 Seeker Xeno is the first to speak: Oh Laughing Protector and manner
  of the Ticket Counter, I and my two seeker companions hiding back there in
  the bushes have traveled long and far along this clear-flowing river and
  are most thirsty for water. More importantly, and I can't speak for my two
  seeker companions hiding back there in the bushes, I approach as a
  groveling, sycophantic worshiper of His Greatness whose name is revered far
  and wide throughout these lands of FFL, and desire greatly for just a few
  crumbs of His Holy and Benign Darshan or maybe just a kernel of His Most
  High Wisdom passed through you to me...uh, I mean us. Hey, seekers Share
  and Steve, if you wanna get in on this, you better get up here now...

 Slightly disheveled seekers Share and Steve, with sheepish grins on
  their glistening faces, emerge from the bushes.

 Fully-awakened (but not in the spiritual sense) LPHHR recognizing
  that he has some shills...uh...potential clients speaks: Yes
  indeedy...step right up...step right up all ye sincere seekers of
  transitory...uh...I mean permanent RR. First things first however. Cool,
  clear, thirst-quenching water is $2 per cup or I can let 

[FairfieldLife] Re: What has Replaced It

2013-03-17 Thread seventhray27

One of your best Ann.  You hit the mark on this.  At least with the
commentary!


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 Here is a building disguised as a space ship or perhaps it is a large,
 perfectly formed breast. Maybe in hard times it will house soybeans or
 corn. I am not sure if the surrounding fence is to keep people in or
 people out.


 This building is not sure if it wants to represent some sort of
Colonial
 facade or a pagoda. What the hell, it can be both!


 A tree-lined drive leading to the Fairfield Correctional Facility - no
 wait! This is the Ayurvedic Center.


 Are we in Greece? Are we in India? Did three architects combine plans
 for this one? And the white picket fence just takes me back to small
 town America. No wait! I think we're in Vegas, where you can look out
 from on top of the Eiffel Tower across the street to Bellagio Italy
and
 see the Chrysler Building kitty corner to that!



 Now if this doesn't get your aesthetic sensibilities salivating I
don't
 know what will. I mean, these could double as Hampton Inns. The only
 thing missing is the No Vacancy sign and the semis in the parking
lot.


 I had a good time, I hope you all did too!





[FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to Steve

2013-03-17 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley j_alexander_stanley@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@ wrote:
 
  Read the thread, Ann. Otherwise you look ignorant. The library you
  are referring to is not the MUM library but the former public library
  in town, which still stands but is no longer used as a library. 
 
 
 The old FF public library was the first Carnegie library west of the 
 Mississippi. The old library on campus was also a Carnegie library, and it 
 was torn down. FF was unusual (perhaps even unique) in having two Carnegie 
 libraries.

Thanks for the clarification Alex. I remember that damn building because all 
the graduation pictures were taken in front of it on the steps. Plus, it had 
Carnegie written on the outside of the building, right up at the top. 
Granted, I was 19 at the time but I do remember that edifice. 





[FairfieldLife] Re: What has Replaced It

2013-03-17 Thread Ann


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 
 One of your best Ann.  You hit the mark on this.  At least with the
 commentary!

See Steve, you are a nice guy and you can laugh easily. I am sure I have pissed 
off a number of people here but it was all in good fun (for me, at least). I 
have a feeling Feste may be having apoplexy right now. 
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
 
  Here is a building disguised as a space ship or perhaps it is a large,
  perfectly formed breast. Maybe in hard times it will house soybeans or
  corn. I am not sure if the surrounding fence is to keep people in or
  people out.
 
 
  This building is not sure if it wants to represent some sort of
 Colonial
  facade or a pagoda. What the hell, it can be both!
 
 
  A tree-lined drive leading to the Fairfield Correctional Facility - no
  wait! This is the Ayurvedic Center.
 
 
  Are we in Greece? Are we in India? Did three architects combine plans
  for this one? And the white picket fence just takes me back to small
  town America. No wait! I think we're in Vegas, where you can look out
  from on top of the Eiffel Tower across the street to Bellagio Italy
 and
  see the Chrysler Building kitty corner to that!
 
 
 
  Now if this doesn't get your aesthetic sensibilities salivating I
 don't
  know what will. I mean, these could double as Hampton Inns. The only
  thing missing is the No Vacancy sign and the semis in the parking
 lot.
 
 
  I had a good time, I hope you all did too!
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! To all interested.

2013-03-17 Thread seventhray27

I think I saw something similiar to this this in How the World Turns


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, doctordumbass@... no_reply@...
wrote:

 We appreciate His Holiness's glee at His humble seekers' efforts to
amuse. A further scene awaits:

 Much to Share and Steve's chagrin, Xeno attempts to buy at any price,
LJB's much dog-eared and stained copy of the Kama Sutra, until Xeno's
keen eye spots several of his favorite pages missing...In the awkward
pause that follows, Share and Steve are relieved, Xeno is frustrated,
his silence quickly evaporating, and LJB, feeling the fresh twenty in
his pocket, is hoping for more cash.

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula chivukula.ravi@
wrote:
 
  OMG you guys are cracking me up :-), thank you LG - I didn't know
you had
  such talents, pure Bhakti rasa I say. I'm too distracted having been
  targeted by Kamadeva's arrow.
 
  On Sun, Mar 17, 2013 at 5:50 PM, doctordumbass@ 
  no_re...@yahoogroups.com wrote:
 
   **
  
  
  
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@
wrote:
   
   
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108
no_reply@ wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108
no_reply@
   wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Xenophaneros
Anartaxius
   anartaxius@ wrote:
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, laughinggull108
no_reply@
   wrote:
   
So true and don't either of you forget it! From now on,
you have
   to go through me to get to my sweet innocent Baby Krishna Ravi. If
you wish
   to respond to Him, you must ask me first. I'll then consult with
Him in due
   time to see if He would like to even pursue your line of
discussion. If He
   chooses not to, then no reason to even post your comments in the
first
   place. A very efficient and effective use of His precious time.
And please
   try to remember...
   

   I understand that you, Laughinggull, are now manning the
ticket
   counter access to His Presence the Magisterial Royal Mahaswami
Ravi
   Chivukula Guruji Mahatmaraja, beneath whom I am not fit to sweep
even His
   Toe Nail Clippings. Pray tell upon what condition His Infiniteness
might
   deign to drop a few crumbs of His Holy and Benign Darshan in my
unworthy
   direction. Perhaps in a moment of His most offhand attention He
would feel
   it barely tolerable to pass a kernel of His Most High Wisdom
through you to
   us most thirsty and groveling, sycophantic worshipers of His
Greatness.
  
   Perhaps you could collect a few grains left over from one
of His
   Chapatis, that we could build a shrine to house them and
perpetuate their
   Divine and most Humble power.
  

  Scenario: A beat up saffron-colored Ford Ranger mini-pickup
truck
   with a rickety wooden camper shell parked beside a clear-flowing
river with
   a flashing neon sign hooked up to a 12-volt battery that reads
Water for
   Sale. Leaning against the camper shell on the tailgate in his
much too
   tight, yet dapper, Shivaratri-best dhoti is our Laughing Protector
of His
   Holiness Raviji who appears to be either in samadhi or nodding
off. (The
   latter is probably the case since LPHHR's head occasionally drops
suddenly
   then quickly comes back up with a jerking motion.) Seeker Xeno
warily
   approaches while seekers Share and Steve maintain a relatively
safe
   distance about 50 yards away hidden in the lush vegetation growing
along
   the river on which seeker Share is busily munching and making soft
cooing
   sounds. Seeker Steve's eyes are focused on seeker Share, with an
occasional
   glance towards seeker Xeno, ever ready to jump in at a moment's
notice
   should the slightest danger present itself. A dry twig snaps
loudly under
   seeker Xeno's sandal-covered foot to which LPHHR awakens with a
start
   muttering ...yes...mmm...yes...hare Ravi...mmm... as if caught
between an
   erotic dream and waking reality.
 
  Seeker Xeno is the first to speak: Oh Laughing Protector
and manner
   of the Ticket Counter, I and my two seeker companions hiding back
there in
   the bushes have traveled long and far along this clear-flowing
river and
   are most thirsty for water. More importantly, and I can't speak
for my two
   seeker companions hiding back there in the bushes, I approach as a
   groveling, sycophantic worshiper of His Greatness whose name is
revered far
   and wide throughout these lands of FFL, and desire greatly for
just a few
   crumbs of His Holy and Benign Darshan or maybe just a kernel of
His Most
   High Wisdom passed through you to me...uh, I mean us. Hey, seekers
Share
   and Steve, if you wanna get in on this, you better get up here
now...
 
  Slightly disheveled seekers Share and Steve, with sheepish
grins on
   their glistening faces, emerge from the bushes.
 
  Fully-awakened (but not in the spiritual sense) LPHHR
recognizing
   that he has some shills...uh...potential 

[FairfieldLife] Re: What has Replaced It

2013-03-17 Thread seventhray27


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:
 See Steve, you are a nice guy and you can laugh easily. I am sure I
have pissed off a number of people here but it was all in good fun (for
me, at least). I have a feeling Feste may be having apoplexy right now.


I'll bet you coaxed a giggle out of him (-:



[FairfieldLife] Re: Blessed are platitude puking Gurus !!! to Steve

2013-03-17 Thread Ann

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, feste37 feste37@... wrote:

 Read the thread, Ann. Otherwise you look ignorant. The library you are
referring to is not the MUM library but the former public library in
town, which still stands but is no longer used as a library. And have
you ever seen any of these buildings that you denigrate? The new student
union building it beautiful. I doubt whether there is a better student
union building for a college this size anywhere in the Midwest, or maybe
even further. The Learning Center that was pulled down to make room for
it was an eyesore. And the university has preserved and restored Henn
Mansion, which is on the Iowa Register of Historic Places (or some
similar name). Please get your facts right before you start insulting
us.
Now who is insulting who? Go have a green beer and settle down.
Excerpt from Parsons College Alumni
Newsletter:http://www.parsonscollegealumni.com/history.aspx
As a result of that interview Mr Carnegie promised a gift of $15,000 for
a library building, provided a like amount were raised by the college
for endowment and upkeep. This was considered by the college board to be
too severe a condition at the time so the matter was dropped. Well,
after the fire that destroyed the main building, Ankney Hall, other
needs of the growing college were felt, but happily in the summer of
1905 Mr.T.D. Foster, (Foster Hall) while crossing the Atlantic, found
that Mr. Carnegie was a fellow passenger. An occasion on board ship
occurred and TO presented the matter again, when Mr. Carnegie
generously waived all conditions and gave $15,000 outright for the
building.
Picture of the library when I was there.


CARNEGIE LIBRARY -- A masterpiece of the old Parsons College grounds. It
has been reported that a Parsons representative once met Andrew Carnegie
and shared his ideas and plans for developing a small mid-western
college. Subsequently, Mr. Carnegie directed a significant amount of
funds toward the college. The once busy campus library and architectural
beauty has been removed from campus.



 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@ wrote:
 
 
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, hopintopin annwkingsley@
wrote:
  
   Well, no one else said it, so I am going to. The beautiful century
old Gothic Chapel(historic landmark)on campus, to which at least one
poster referred, was torn down. In my opinion, the fact that the chapel
was torn down says it all. For the hypothetical question of whether or
not a Bible study group would be allowed: A better question is, would it
be attended? To my knowledge, many in Fairfield, and some of the posters
on this blog, are anti-organized religion.
 
  You know, when I read that the beautiful chapel had been razed to
the ground I was astounded. The fact that it was not only handsome but
historical should have meant it was protected by some sort of heritage
bylaws. And you may well be right about your theory as to this
demolition being an indicator of how much value MUM puts on other
religions. However, it is for sure an indication of a lack of aesthetic
sensibility on their part which is a kind of sin in my opinion.
 
  MIU's campus had so many beautiful heritage buildings on site when I
was there including the oldest library west of the Mississippi. And yet,
I think they probably tore them all down to build these ersatz Golden
Age Atrocities resembling a cross between ancient Greek, Roman and some
strange Colonial-inspired East Indian architecture. Talk about
carbuncles erected amid the Iowa cornfields. So much for integrating
seamlessly into the native landscape. Sort of like erecting a Disneyland
in Europe - I mean if that isn't enough to make your head spin.
  
   --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Xenophaneros Anartaxius
anartaxius@ wrote:
   
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ravi Chivukula
chivukula.ravi@ wrote:

 Oh Uncle Xeno - why did you get so mad at me? It's love -
Uncle Xeno - no
 one will love like Ravi - that's my guarantee.

 Remember Gurus will always give you platitudes, will give you
beliefs
 because they want approval, following - if there's one thing
someone can
 say about my behavior it is that I don't give a damn about
anyone's
 approval, it's so sad you can't see that and go on this
totally fantasized
 diatribe but it's cute and hilarious.
   
Ravi,
   
I am bypassing your self-appointed desk lackey (laughinggull) to
communicate directly in my usual cold-hearted and distant fashion. My
purpose on being at FFL is to clarify my experience. It would be
ludicrous for me to be a guru. I normally do not feel a need to vent my
frustrations here, as seems to be a common practice. However if you need
asinine platitudes, I suppose I could make up a few for you.
   
'Those who wash the right sock before the left will be left
behind.'
'Those who wash the left sock before the right will be right
behind.'
   
What percent of the 

[FairfieldLife] Re: What has Replaced It

2013-03-17 Thread Alex Stanley


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Ann awoelflebater@... wrote:

 Here is a building disguised as a space ship or perhaps it is a large,
 perfectly formed breast. Maybe in hard times it will house soybeans or
 corn. I am not sure if the surrounding fence is to keep people in or
 people out.
 
 
 This building is not sure if it wants to represent some sort of Colonial
 facade or a pagoda. What the hell, it can be both!
 
 
 A tree-lined drive leading to the Fairfield Correctional Facility  - no
 wait! This is the Ayurvedic Center.
 
 
 Are we in Greece? Are we in India? Did three architects combine plans
 for this one? And the white picket fence just takes me back to small
 town America. No wait! I think we're in Vegas, where you can look out
 from on top of the Eiffel Tower across the street to Bellagio Italy and
 see the Chrysler Building kitty corner to that!
 
 
 
 Now if this doesn't get your aesthetic sensibilities salivating I don't
 know what will. I mean, these could double as Hampton Inns.  The only
 thing missing is the No Vacancy sign and the semis in the parking lot.
 
 
 I had a good time, I hope you all did too!


When they built the domes, they didn't waterproof the foundations, and when the 
heavy rains hit in the summer of 1993, the basement of the mens dome filled 
with mold to the extent that my breathing would halt as soon as I stepped in 
the door. So, I'd take a big breath, walk in, take off my shoes, and get 
upstairs as quickly as possible. The air upstairs in the dome wasn't as bad as 
the basement, but I'd get a headache from being in there. The only reason I was 
even in the dome is because Petra wanted me to go, and that summer was my 
breaking point. Thus ended my toil with the TMSP.

As for the chapel, when I went to MIU, that was where meditators had to 
meditate. It was cold, drafty, and moldy, and the wooden pews were very 
uncomfortable. I have no fond memories of that place, and I was perfectly 
content with it being torn down.

I'm not fond of the masculine, angular architecture of most MSV buildings in 
FF, but if they're solidly built, well insulated, with good HVAC and no mold, 
I'd take that, regardless of aesthetics, over some nasty, poorly built or old 
and dilapidated, mold-filled piece of crap.



[FairfieldLife] Re: What has Replaced It

2013-03-17 Thread seventhray27

I'd like to thank Alex for being the moderator of this Sunday's edition
of Face the Situation


--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
j_alexander_stanley@... wrote:

 When they built the domes, they didn't waterproof the foundations, and
when the heavy rains hit in the summer of 1993, the basement of the mens
dome filled with mold to the extent that my breathing would halt as soon
as I stepped in the door. So, I'd take a big breath, walk in, take off
my shoes, and get upstairs as quickly as possible. The air upstairs in
the dome wasn't as bad as the basement, but I'd get a headache from
being in there. The only reason I was even in the dome is because Petra
wanted me to go, and that summer was my breaking point. Thus ended my
toil with the TMSP.

 As for the chapel, when I went to MIU, that was where meditators had
to meditate. It was cold, drafty, and moldy, and the wooden pews were
very uncomfortable. I have no fond memories of that place, and I was
perfectly content with it being torn down.

 I'm not fond of the masculine, angular architecture of most MSV
buildings in FF, but if they're solidly built, well insulated, with good
HVAC and no mold, I'd take that, regardless of aesthetics, over some
nasty, poorly built or old and dilapidated, mold-filled piece of crap.





[FairfieldLife] Re: What has Replaced It

2013-03-17 Thread Alex Stanley
http://youtu.be/6sdVx5gQz6w

--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, seventhray27 steve.sundur@... wrote:

 
 I'd like to thank Alex for being the moderator of this Sunday's edition
 of Face the Situation
 
 
 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, Alex Stanley
 j_alexander_stanley@ wrote:
 
  When they built the domes, they didn't waterproof the foundations, and
 when the heavy rains hit in the summer of 1993, the basement of the mens
 dome filled with mold to the extent that my breathing would halt as soon
 as I stepped in the door. So, I'd take a big breath, walk in, take off
 my shoes, and get upstairs as quickly as possible. The air upstairs in
 the dome wasn't as bad as the basement, but I'd get a headache from
 being in there. The only reason I was even in the dome is because Petra
 wanted me to go, and that summer was my breaking point. Thus ended my
 toil with the TMSP.
 
  As for the chapel, when I went to MIU, that was where meditators had
 to meditate. It was cold, drafty, and moldy, and the wooden pews were
 very uncomfortable. I have no fond memories of that place, and I was
 perfectly content with it being torn down.
 
  I'm not fond of the masculine, angular architecture of most MSV
 buildings in FF, but if they're solidly built, well insulated, with good
 HVAC and no mold, I'd take that, regardless of aesthetics, over some
 nasty, poorly built or old and dilapidated, mold-filled piece of crap.
 





[FairfieldLife] Re: Take two:Everything below is my POV

2013-03-17 Thread authfriend
--- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues curtisdeltablues@... 
wrote:

 --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, authfriend authfriend@ wrote:
 
  --- In FairfieldLife@yahoogroups.com, curtisdeltablues 
  curtisdeltablues@ wrote:
  
   Judy for the record, your objections to my other post
   were either based on your lack of familiarity with
   Maharishi's experiential goals for his programs beyond
   the beginner level of instruction, (never attended an
   experience grading group)
  
  Let's avoid your attempt at context-shifting here and
  look instead at these quotes:

(mercy snip of Curtis's devious context-shifting misrepresentation
of my comment about his context-shifting, which successfully fooled
one of his acolytes; dealt with in an earlier post of mine)

  It was the goal of the practice to have the experiences
  I was having [in meditation].
  
  The experience of enlightenment IN activity is the goal
  of the practice.
  
  Both are quotes from your posts to me in our discussion.
  They are contradictory. Are you able to acknowledge this?
 
 Seriously, you are hung up on this?  This different contexts
 are unclear to you?  Even knowing that my whole point was about
 having peak experiences so pleasurable that they bypass the
 action achievement fulfillment cycle might have a downside?

Your syntax is muddled here. But you've also shifted the context
so as to avoid the point I was making.

 This is a prefect example of what I mean by the different knowledge
 base between teachers and TM practicers. After I clarify this you
 will know exactly what I mean.

We shall see.

 Let's use Maharishi's favorite teaching tool.
 
 The goal of Olympic weightlifting is to bench press over 500
 pounds ten times.
 
 The goal of Olympic weightlifting is to get a medal at the
 Olympics.
 
 Are these contradictory?

Well, they're both *wrong*. Olympic weightlifting competitions
involve the snatch and the clean-and-jerk. You're probably thinking
of powerlifting, also a competitive sport. In both cases, though, as
far as I can tell, winning a competition involves the total amount
of weight lifted in one's class, not completing specific numbers of
lifts of more than a specific weight a specific number of times.

So I'm afraid this doesn't work as an analogy (even if it was
Maharishi's). Now, I could be wrong, but it looks to me as
though you aren't going to be able to find a suitable analogy,
at least in sports competition. I think what you're always going
to end up with is that the first type of goal has to do with
training for the second type of goal rather than being a goal
in and of itself.

But let's see if you can come up with something that really is
analogous.

(If he responds to this post Curtis will, of course, accuse me
of hair-splitting and nit-picking. That will be yet another of
his attempts to shift the context. If he wants to use an analogy
to clarify something, there has to be a significant parallel
element. In this case, it's just the words that are parallel;
the substance--the very thing he wants to clarify--is not.)

The rest of what you say here is interesting in and of itself,
but fundamentally a non sequitur in terms of the point I was
making, a massive attempt at context-shifting. So I'm going
to leave it in but not comment.
  
 One of the main things that teachers learn is that meditators can't be 
 trusted with the full perspective of Maharishi's teaching.  It is doled out 
 very carefully.  So when teaching a meditator it is critical to never give 
 the impression that the meditation itself has an experiential goal or they 
 might try to manipulate the practice to achieve it, or become a pain in the 
 ass if they have not by complaining about it.  So meditators are fed only 
 enough information so that they will be good little mindless doobies and 
 repeat their mantras without any expectations. 
 
 But in the context of Maharishi's full teaching is there a goal to the 
 meditation itself?  Yeah it does and that is the experience of clear 
 witnessing of the transcending process.  It also turns out that this state is 
 highly pleasurable which was my whole point.  When I sit to meditate my brain 
 goes into a state of extremely high reward. My post was an essay on my 
 ambivalence about its value to my life comparing it to the different 
 perspectives I have had about it. 
 
 On TTC and even on my sidhis courses among others we sat in groups and 
 evaluated our experiences grading them from A clear transcending most of 
 meditation, B Transcending sometimes, and C foggy.  This is important if you 
 want to do any techniques that require you to be in a state of mind other 
 than thinking about how hot the chick who sits in front of you looks in yoga 
 pants.  (I mean really, you can see her thong.)  So on courses where 
 Maharishi is no longer afraid that you will mess up your TM he discussed 
 experiences of meditation, and yes, clear transcending is actually better 
 than 

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