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[Chris Scott]

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Brice]

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Hi gang:

 For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:

 Always on the edge of greatness

 Dan offered:

 /cruelWorld or /Dan or

 ?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
}
die(dan('00-00-'));
 ?

 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
 saying)


A classical :
?php
echo So long and thanks for all the PHP;
die();
?


 Cheers,

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Robin Vickery]

2008/6/27 Brice [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
 On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 4:31 PM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Hi gang:

 For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:

 Always on the edge of greatness

 Dan offered:

 /cruelWorld or /Dan or

 ?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
}
die(dan('00-00-'));
 ?

 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
 saying)


 A classical :
 ?php
 echo So long and thanks for all the PHP;
 die();
 ?

echo PHP_EOL;

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Aschwin Wesselius]

Robin Vickery wrote:

2008/6/27 Brice [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
  

A classical :
?php
echo So long and thanks for all the PHP;
die();
?



echo PHP_EOL;
If even your kids don't know your name, since you're always busy hacking 
away:


Rest in peace

   posix_getppid();

   Johnny jr.
   Susie
   Melanie


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/'What you would like to be done to you, do that to the other'/

Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Daniel Brown]

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
 saying)

What do you want on your Tombstone?

Pepperoni and sausage!

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Dan Shirah]

?php
if ($you_can_read_this = Yes) {
  echo STOP STANDING ON ME!;
}
?


On 6/26/08, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 Hi gang:

 For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:

 Always on the edge of greatness

 Dan offered:

 /cruelWorld or /Dan or

 ?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
}
die(dan('00-00-'));
 ?

 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
 saying)

 Cheers,

 tedd
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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Aschwin Wesselius]

tedd wrote:

Hi gang:

For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:

Always on the edge of greatness

Dan offered:

/cruelWorld or /Dan or

?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
}
die(dan('00-00-'));
?

What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a 
trademarked saying) 

Hi,

There are plenty of things that cross my mind about this:

A simple end of script tag:

?

But that is really vague of course.

Another would be:

function life($user) {
  
   while($user-days_on_earth !== COUNTED) {


  $user-do_stuff();
   }

   $user-disconnect();
}

Endless things possible with programming metaphors.


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RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Boyd, Todd M.]

 -Original Message-
 From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 9:31 AM
 To: php php
 Subject: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
 
 Hi gang:
 
 For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit
 of:
 
 Always on the edge of greatness
 
 Dan offered:
 
 /cruelWorld or /Dan or
 
 ?php
  function dan($dateOfDeath) {
  return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
  }
  die(dan('00-00-'));
 ?
 
 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a
 trademarked saying)

Tombstone Pizza, Pierre!

So... is this like the opposite of a Hello world program? Perhaps a
Goodbye world program? :) I want something like Download complete or
Buffering on mine.


Todd Boyd
Web Programmer




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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Daniel Brown]

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:37 AM, Dan Shirah [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 ?php
 if ($you_can_read_this = Yes) {
  echo STOP STANDING ON ME!;
 }
 ?

That will always evaluate to TRUE because you're setting the
variable in your if() condition.

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Eric Butera]

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:31 AM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Hi gang:

 For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:

 Always on the edge of greatness

 Dan offered:

 /cruelWorld or /Dan or

 ?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
}
die(dan('00-00-'));
 ?

 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
 saying)

 Cheers,

 tedd
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echo Fatal error: Maximum execution time of {$duration} seconds exceeded;

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RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Jay Blanchard]

[snip]
?php
if ($you_can_read_this = Yes) {
  echo STOP STANDING ON ME!;
}
?
[/snip]

?php

switch($status_jay){

   case 'alive':
  stream_set_timeout ($jay , '157680');
   break;

   case 'vegetable':
  pull_plug(TRUE);
   break;

   case 'dead':
  oven_set_hot(TRUE);
  oven_insert($jay, '7200');
  ashes_remove($jay);
  ashes_spread($jay, 'Crescent City', CELEBRATE);
   break;

}

?

No tombstone required.

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Christoph Boget]

 Always on the edge of greatness

Tripped on his way to the edge of greatness

thnx,
Christoph

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Dan Shirah]

?php
include 'connection.php';
$inquire = SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan';
$count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
$rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
$pulse = $rowcount['total'];

if ($heartbeat  0) {
  echo _/\^___/\^/\^___;
} else {
  echo ;
}
?

RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Edward Kay]

 
 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a 
 trademarked saying)
 

I've always liked Spike Milligan's:

 I told you I was ill

:)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/3742443.stm

Edward

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Daniel Brown]

2008/6/26 Dan Shirah [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
 ?php
 include 'connection.php';
 $inquire = SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan';
 $count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
 $rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
 $pulse = $rowcount['total'];

 if ($heartbeat  0) {
  echo _/\^___/\^/\^___;
 } else {
  echo ;
 }
 ?

We're sorry, Otherdan.  Hell is not compatible with Informix.

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Dan Shirah]

if ($user_name = Dan Brown) {
  echo GOING DOWN?!;
} else {
  echo Welcome to Heaven;
}



On 6/26/08, Daniel Brown [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 2008/6/26 Dan Shirah [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
  ?php
  include 'connection.php';
  $inquire = SELECT COUNT(*) FROM heartbeat WHERE user_name = 'Dan';
  $count = ifx_query ($inquire, $connect_id);
  $rowcount = ifx_fetch_row($count);
  $pulse = $rowcount['total'];
 
  if ($heartbeat  0) {
   echo _/\^___/\^/\^___;
  } else {
   echo ;
  }
  ?

We're sorry, Otherdan.  Hell is not compatible with Informix.

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Christoph Boget]

 if ($user_name = Dan Brown) {
  echo GOING DOWN?!;
 } else {
  echo Welcome to Heaven;
 }

So I guess that means we're all on the express elevator down.  Looks
like it'll get awfully full... :p

thnx,
Chris

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Daniel Brown]

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 11:29 AM, Christoph Boget
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 if ($user_name = Dan Brown) {
  echo GOING DOWN?!;
 } else {
  echo Welcome to Heaven;
 }

 So I guess that means we're all on the express elevator down.  Looks
 like it'll get awfully full... :p

Yeah, he keeps forgetting his second =.  ;-P

That means you're also going to all be renamed to Dan Brown.  It's
sure as hell going to get confusing in that packed elevator

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Dan Shirah]

if ($user_name == Dan S) {
  echo Quit while you're ahead;
}
exit;

RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[tedd]

At 9:49 AM -0500 6/26/08, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:

I want something like Download complete


I would prefer Upload complete.  :-)

Cheers,

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Bastien Koert]

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 10:51 AM, Eric Butera [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

 [snip]

 echo Fatal error: Maximum execution time of {$duration} seconds exceeded;
 [/snip]


That's awesome

how about

?php

die('All Done');

?
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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[tedd]

Or

unlink('tedd');

Cheers,

tedd

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Thiago H. Pojda]

trigger_error('B-bye');

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 12:45 PM, tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:


 Or

 unlink('tedd');


 Cheers,

 tedd

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RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Boyd, Todd M.]

 -Original Message-
 From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
 Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
 To: php php
 Subject: Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
 
 Or
 
 unlink('tedd');

I think that would've already been done, eh? ;)


Todd Boyd
Web Programmer

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Robert Cummings]

On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:01 -0400, Christoph Boget wrote:
  Always on the edge of greatness
 
 Tripped on his way to the edge of greatness

I'm leaching into the water supply.

Cheers,
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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Dotan Cohen]

2008/6/26 tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
 Hi gang:

 For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:

 Always on the edge of greatness

 Dan offered:

 /cruelWorld or /Dan or

 ?php
function dan($dateOfDeath) {
return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
}
die(dan('00-00-'));
 ?

 What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
 saying)


What's wrong with a simple Heptadecagon?

Dotan Cohen

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א-ב-ג-ד-ה-ו-ז-ח-ט-י-ך-כ-ל-ם-מ-ן-נ-ס-ע-ף-פ-ץ-צ-ק-ר-ש-ת

A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?

Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Robert Cummings]

On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 20:06 +0300, Dotan Cohen wrote:
 2008/6/26 tedd [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
  Hi gang:
 
  For a break in our normal serious thinking, I suggested tombstone wit of:
 
  Always on the edge of greatness
 
  Dan offered:
 
  /cruelWorld or /Dan or
 
  ?php
 function dan($dateOfDeath) {
 return Daniel P. Brown: 01-01-1970 - .$dateOfDeath;
 }
 die(dan('00-00-'));
  ?
 
  What would you like on your Tombstone? (-- that's actually a trademarked
  saying)
 
 
  * What's wrong with a simple Heptadecagon?

It'll look like a circle on your tombstone... why not use a star
instead?  :B

Cheers,
Rob.

 
 Dotan Cohen
 
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 http://gibberish.co.il
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 A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
 Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
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RE: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Robert Cummings]

On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 11:33 -0500, Boyd, Todd M. wrote:
  -Original Message-
  From: tedd [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]
  Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2008 10:45 AM
  To: php php
  Subject: Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.
  
  Or
  
  unlink('tedd');
 
 I think that would've already been done, eh? ;)

Crap, better run fsck() on reality, we've got stale i-nodes.

Cheers,
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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[David Giragosian]

 My favorite vi command:

e! Damn it. e!

Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Dotan Cohen]

2008/6/26 Robert Cummings [EMAIL PROTECTED]:
  * What's wrong with a simple Heptadecagon?

 It'll look like a circle on your tombstone... why not use a star
 instead?  :B


I wasn't sure that anyone else would be familiar with the idea. Nice!

Dotan Cohen

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A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?

Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Jason Murray]

I'm thinking:

?php
header(HTTP/1.1 410 Gone);
die();
?

Regards,

Jason

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 1:54 PM, David Giragosian [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:

  My favorite vi command:

 e! Damn it. e!

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Robert Cummings]

On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
 I'm thinking:
 
 ?php
 header(HTTP/1.1 410 Gone);
 die();
 ?

What about a 404? :)

?php

header( 'HTTP/1.1 404 Body Not Found' );

?

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Jason Murray]

Body not found? Who do you think I am?  Jesus?

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:01 PM, Robert Cummings [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 On Thu, 2008-06-26 at 14:54 -0400, Jason Murray wrote:
 I'm thinking:

 ?php
 header(HTTP/1.1 410 Gone);
 die();
 ?

 What about a 404? :)

 ?php

header( 'HTTP/1.1 404 Body Not Found' );

 ?

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Re: [PHP] Inspiration for a Tombstone.

[Daniel Brown]

On Thu, Jun 26, 2008 at 3:12 PM, Jason Murray [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Body not found? Who do you think I am?  Jesus?

Oh, Jason Christ

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