Re: [313] another Carl Craig article
Not such a bad thing. OutKast are intrigued by electronica and don't know that, aside from the booty styles, it originated in the US and mid-west. This is their chance to hopefully hear the Innovators. I hope they do!! >better yetWHY IS OUTKAST TOURING WITH MOBY? - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [313] another Carl Craig article
better yetWHY IS OUTKAST TOURING WITH MOBY? From: FC3 Richards <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "'joshtwentythree'" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> CC: "'313@hyperreal.org'" <313@hyperreal.org> Subject: [313] another Carl Craig article Date: Fri, 18 May 2001 09:25:46 -0700 well guess what...i have seen the sun in the last 6 months. i have also worked out a couple of times. so i can help you there. i can also help you in the secret base since i am in the navy and know where all kinds of classified locations are. like the space i work in. it has to have someone in it 24hours a day. when it is my turn to be in here we can bring her in. i know lots of torture methods that will get info out of people. i just need some babboo chutes, salt, lemon juice, razor blades, nipple clamps, a dildo (trust me i won't use this on myself), and all the women that participated in the pregnant bikini contest last weekend out here in San Diego. I will also need a vocoder to disguise my voice, since all women will be able to recognize my voice after they hear it. it is so deep and sexy. almost like barry white, but enough about myself... jeff ps WHATS UP WITH MOBY TOURING WITH OUTKAST?? > -Original Message- > From: joshtwentythree [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2001 11:47 AM > To:313@hyperreal.org > Subject: Re: [313] another Carl Craig article > > > > > > ok here's what we do...well...it would be better if we > had some extra time to set this up, but time is of the > essence, first...we're gonna need a monkey...I know, > monkey are cliche...but this is neccesary...ok, so we > train the monkey over the next two weeks to be able to > pretend to be Carol Marvin...then when the time of the > demf nears we get a crack force of geeky techno > guys...i know...we're stretching a little bit > here...but -some- of us have to spend some time > outside, play basketbal or something, I'll need a show > of hands of people who have seen the sun and broken a > sweat because of moving in the last 6 months, we'll > use those guys to make the team...anyway. so we kidnap > Carol Marvin with our awesome team of geeky techno > guys and replace her with the monkey, I'm sure since > we're so close to the DEMF no one will notice, > hopefully the looking for lice in peoples hair will be > attributed to stress...so the carol monkey will give > said speeches which will consist of "ook ook" and "eek > eek" and hopefully some poop throwing...that would be > a plus, this will hopefully do some damage to her > reputationso we take Carol back to our secret > base...uh, any volunteers for a secret base?...and > make her watch Brady Bunch reruns and The Sound of > Music over and over again with the sound up loud while > playing Britney Spears "oops...I did it again" at the > same time, this coupled with Ubersamalian(did I get > that right) smith lip synching the whole time in > nothing but a g-string and some of those little nipple > tassles...these actions should in no time at all get > her to concede to our demands...what do you guys > think? I've put a lot of time into this idea... > > josh23 > |please kill me.| > > - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] _ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[313] another Carl Craig article
well guess what...i have seen the sun in the last 6 months. i have also worked out a couple of times. so i can help you there. i can also help you in the secret base since i am in the navy and know where all kinds of classified locations are. like the space i work in. it has to have someone in it 24hours a day. when it is my turn to be in here we can bring her in. i know lots of torture methods that will get info out of people. i just need some babboo chutes, salt, lemon juice, razor blades, nipple clamps, a dildo (trust me i won't use this on myself), and all the women that participated in the pregnant bikini contest last weekend out here in San Diego. I will also need a vocoder to disguise my voice, since all women will be able to recognize my voice after they hear it. it is so deep and sexy. almost like barry white, but enough about myself... jeff ps WHATS UP WITH MOBY TOURING WITH OUTKAST?? > -Original Message- > From: joshtwentythree [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED] > Sent: Wednesday, May 16, 2001 11:47 AM > To: 313@hyperreal.org > Subject: Re: [313] another Carl Craig article > > > > > > ok here's what we do...well...it would be better if we > had some extra time to set this up, but time is of the > essence, first...we're gonna need a monkey...I know, > monkey are cliche...but this is neccesary...ok, so we > train the monkey over the next two weeks to be able to > pretend to be Carol Marvin...then when the time of the > demf nears we get a crack force of geeky techno > guys...i know...we're stretching a little bit > here...but -some- of us have to spend some time > outside, play basketbal or something, I'll need a show > of hands of people who have seen the sun and broken a > sweat because of moving in the last 6 months, we'll > use those guys to make the team...anyway. so we kidnap > Carol Marvin with our awesome team of geeky techno > guys and replace her with the monkey, I'm sure since > we're so close to the DEMF no one will notice, > hopefully the looking for lice in peoples hair will be > attributed to stress...so the carol monkey will give > said speeches which will consist of "ook ook" and "eek > eek" and hopefully some poop throwing...that would be > a plus, this will hopefully do some damage to her > reputationso we take Carol back to our secret > base...uh, any volunteers for a secret base?...and > make her watch Brady Bunch reruns and The Sound of > Music over and over again with the sound up loud while > playing Britney Spears "oops...I did it again" at the > same time, this coupled with Ubersamalian(did I get > that right) smith lip synching the whole time in > nothing but a g-string and some of those little nipple > tassles...these actions should in no time at all get > her to concede to our demands...what do you guys > think? I've put a lot of time into this idea... > > josh23 > |please kill me.| > > - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
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but I feel sorry for the monkey. joshtwentythree <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > I think that action is necessary. Nothing too > militant, or extreeme, but > i think that we need to show pop culture media, that > we want Carl Craig to > stay. ok here's what we do...well...it would be better if we had some extra time to set this up, but time is of the essence, first...we're gonna need a monkey...I know, monkey are cliche...but this is neccesary...ok, so we train the monkey over the next two weeks to be able to pretend to be Carol Marvin...then when the time of the demf nears we get a crack force of geeky techno guys...i know...we're stretching a little bit here...but -some- of us have to spend some time outside, play basketbal or something, I'll need a show of hands of people who have seen the sun and broken a sweat because of moving in the last 6 months, we'll use those guys to make the team...anyway. so we kidnap Carol Marvin with our awesome team of geeky techno guys and replace her with the monkey, I'm sure since we're so close to the DEMF no one will notice, hopefully the looking for lice in peoples hair will be attributed to stress...so the carol monkey will give said speeches which will consist of "ook ook" and "eek eek" and hopefully some poop throwing...that would be a plus, this will hopefully do some damage to her reputationso we take Carol back to our secret base...uh, any volunteers for a secret base?...and make her watch Brady Bunch reruns and The Sound of Music over and over again with the sound up loud while playing Britney Spears "oops...I did it again" at the same time, this coupled with Ubersamalian(did I get that right) smith lip synching the whole time in nothing but a g-string and some of those little nipple tassles...these actions should in no time at all get her to concede to our demands...what do you guys think? I've put a lot of time into this idea... josh23 |please kill me.| __ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices http://auctions.yahoo.com/ - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] Get free email and a permanent address at http://www.netaddress.com/?N=1 - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [313] another Carl Craig article
joshtwentythree made me laugh so bad!! This is the funniest post for a while now:):):) It just shows how seriously some of us are taking all this DEMF madness;) -Proffit (a little tired of work) > I think that action is necessary. Nothing too > militant, or extreeme, but > i think that we need to show pop culture media, that > we want Carl Craig to > stay. ok here's what we do...well...it would be better if we had some extra time to set this up, but time is of the essence, first...we're gonna need a monkey...I know, monkey are cliche...but this is neccesary...ok, so we train the monkey over the next two weeks to be able to pretend to be Carol Marvin...then when the time of the demf nears we get a crack force of geeky techno guys...i know...we're stretching a little bit here...but -some- of us have to spend some time outside, play basketbal or something, I'll need a show of hands of people who have seen the sun and broken a sweat because of moving in the last 6 months, we'll use those guys to make the team...anyway. so we kidnap Carol Marvin with our awesome team of geeky techno guys and replace her with the monkey, I'm sure since we're so close to the DEMF no one will notice, hopefully the looking for lice in peoples hair will be attributed to stress...so the carol monkey will give said speeches which will consist of "ook ook" and "eek eek" and hopefully some poop throwing...that would be a plus, this will hopefully do some damage to her reputationso we take Carol back to our secret base...uh, any volunteers for a secret base?...and make her watch Brady Bunch reruns and The Sound of Music over and over again with the sound up loud while playing Britney Spears "oops...I did it again" at the same time, this coupled with Ubersamalian(did I get that right) smith lip synching the whole time in nothing but a g-string and some of those little nipple tassles...these actions should in no time at all get her to concede to our demands...what do you guys think? I've put a lot of time into this idea... josh23 |please kill me.| _ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [313] another Carl Craig article
> I think that action is necessary. Nothing too > militant, or extreeme, but > i think that we need to show pop culture media, that > we want Carl Craig to > stay. ok here's what we do...well...it would be better if we had some extra time to set this up, but time is of the essence, first...we're gonna need a monkey...I know, monkey are cliche...but this is neccesary...ok, so we train the monkey over the next two weeks to be able to pretend to be Carol Marvin...then when the time of the demf nears we get a crack force of geeky techno guys...i know...we're stretching a little bit here...but -some- of us have to spend some time outside, play basketbal or something, I'll need a show of hands of people who have seen the sun and broken a sweat because of moving in the last 6 months, we'll use those guys to make the team...anyway. so we kidnap Carol Marvin with our awesome team of geeky techno guys and replace her with the monkey, I'm sure since we're so close to the DEMF no one will notice, hopefully the looking for lice in peoples hair will be attributed to stress...so the carol monkey will give said speeches which will consist of "ook ook" and "eek eek" and hopefully some poop throwing...that would be a plus, this will hopefully do some damage to her reputationso we take Carol back to our secret base...uh, any volunteers for a secret base?...and make her watch Brady Bunch reruns and The Sound of Music over and over again with the sound up loud while playing Britney Spears "oops...I did it again" at the same time, this coupled with Ubersamalian(did I get that right) smith lip synching the whole time in nothing but a g-string and some of those little nipple tassles...these actions should in no time at all get her to concede to our demands...what do you guys think? I've put a lot of time into this idea... josh23 |please kill me.| __ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Auctions - buy the things you want at great prices http://auctions.yahoo.com/ - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Re: [313] another Carl Craig article
i just wrote a really nice letter to Pop Culture Media explaining basically how i feel regarding the entire situation of them firing carl craig. i hope that others will follow suit. basically, what i told them was that i feel their decision to ask carl craig to step down from the position of the creative director was untimely, unwarranted, greed-driven and short-sighted. i also stated that i think my presence this year at demf will be a reflection of my support for mr. craig and in protest of all that ms. marvin has tried to turn this festival into. undoubtedly, i feel that whoever she tries to have fill the position next year should pretty much be unsupported as they should be fully aware of the situation with carl craig and why they needn't be involved with PCM. i told them also that i pretty much am 110% behind carl craig. no expletives, no attacks really...just expressing the gist of how i feel about it right now. :P i don't care if DEMF this year is going to be "FUN" or whatever. granted, i know that the music will be wonderful per usual, but the ideology behind it has changed so drastically that i cannot support pop culture media. hence why i will not spend my money in the festival. i'm going elsewhere to eat, will not buy concessions, and will not buy any propaganda (tshirts,posters) with the festival name, as it will go straight into the pockets of ms. marvin and her cronies. :P okay...that's probably enough to annoy all of you adamant "music posts only" people on the list. :) thanks and drive through... ciao. lauryn. -- ** "nothing is an end because it can always be used as a basis for something new and different." -keith haring ** [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] [EMAIL PROTECTED] ** -- - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[313] another Carl Craig article
On the FRONT PAGE of the Detroit News today: http://www.detroitnews.com/2001/entertainment/0105/16/a01-224860.htm I think that action is necessary. Nothing too militant, or extreeme, but i think that we need to show pop culture media, that we want Carl Craig to stay. The email and phone numbers have been posted (what the hell, I'll post it again: email- [EMAIL PROTECTED] phone: 313.392.9200). Tell them that you are upset. Furthermore, I totally thinks that the tshirt idea is awesome. "Carol Marvin is a bitch" might be extreeme, but I'm thinking something like "No Carl = No DEMF" or "Keep Carl" or whatever. I think signs are a good idea too. Especially when Marvin goes on stage to give little speeches between sets. Think about it, every time Carol Marvin pops her head out on stage to give some pep talk, wouldnt it be great if people started booing her, or chanting in support of carl? That would give her the right message. Seeing as how just about every news souce that has run this story has been either in support of Craig or at least neutral, I think that if we are vocal enough, we will see change. -- Christos Michalakis President Hellenic Students Association a: 701 E. Kingsley #3. A^2 MI. 48104 e: [EMAIL PROTECTED] p: 734.730.4297 aol im: Zagori98 - "I like deep, dark techno... ...it makes me spunky" -Lissa Pocze -- - To unsubscribe, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED] For additional commands, e-mail: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
