Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification - Ordained Ministers, oh my!

2004-12-23 Thread William Betts
Awesome now i'm a minister! 


On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 12:45:51 -0600, Kristian Kielhofner [EMAIL PROTECTED] 
wrote:
 Alexander Lopez wrote:
 
  Agreed, You have a strong point about the Monopoly aspect of the whole
  thing. My .02 would be to have this be a Digium product. Heck, Mark DID
  invent the thing and HE holds the copyright to it.  I have faith in Mark
  and what he can do when he gets back from France.
 
  When I taught Sun and SCO classes (flame throwers down, please) it was
  SCO corporate that provided the Certification, albeit outsourced but it
  was from the same people that put out the OS.  In order to be an
  instructor you needed to have taken the course or have 'tested out' and
  had to have a score above 90 on your exam. (70 was passing). This allows
  the certification program to grow as your instructors know the course
  material and will be able to teach students with real world situations.
  You would purchase the course materials at a 60% discount. For the 40%
  they would handle certs, and testing at Sylvan.
 
 
 I think that it is pretty obvious that this is a joke, aside from the
 striking similarity to internet minister, the payment buttons go no
 where, they POINT OUT that the funds go to the Caymen's, etc.
 
 Check this out:
 
 http://www.ulc.org/
 
 Most of my friends have ordained themselves after some long nights of
 partying or whatnot.  The site claims to have ordained over 400,000
 people.  If I am not mistaken you even get a certificate that you can
 print out so you can park in clergy spots at hospitals, etc...
 
 Let's get back to Asterisk chatter! (After you all ordain yourselves, of
 course)!
 
 --
 Kristian Kielhofner
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[Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread James Taylor
Alternate Certification
For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day  
certification class,
here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!

www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm
Asterisk is a good product.
Some people need certification.
A mature product needs certified professionals.
Asterisk is maturing.
Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got  
the white lab coat.

There is a place for cetification.
It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.
--
James Taylor
3505 Summerhll Road
Suite 11
Texarkana, Texas  75503
903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Luke Catranis
How much time did you waste on that?

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Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 10:24 AM
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Discussion
Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

Alternate Certification

For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day

certification class,
here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!

www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm

Asterisk is a good product.
Some people need certification.

A mature product needs certified professionals.
Asterisk is maturing.

Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got

the white lab coat.

There is a place for cetification.
It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.


-- 
James Taylor
3505 Summerhll Road
Suite 11
Texarkana, Texas  75503
903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Bruce Komito
I'm sure it took several hours, but, hey, he only has to sell one to get
his money back (:

Bruce Komito
High Sierra Networks, Inc.
www.servers-r-us.com
(775) 236-5815


On Wed, 22 Dec 2004, Luke Catranis wrote:

 How much time did you waste on that?

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 Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 10:24 AM
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 Discussion
 Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

 Alternate Certification

 For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day

 certification class,
 here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!

 www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm

 Asterisk is a good product.
 Some people need certification.

 A mature product needs certified professionals.
 Asterisk is maturing.

 Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
 There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got

 the white lab coat.

 There is a place for cetification.
 It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.


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 Suite 11
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 903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Paul Rodan
The place it has for me is that my work is hesitant to pay for additional
training if there's nothing to show for it, like a certification.

They can't tell if I go to a $2000 training course and just goof off,
there's no tangible goods that they can see. If I got them to shell out
$3000 for my training, and I get the certification, then the powers that be
will feel better about themselves and justified in spending the money. 

As far as I'm concerned, if it convinces them to pay to make me a
better/smarter person, then I'm all for it. 

However, if I had to pay for it myself, I'd only consider it if it was truly
worth it. I don't want to waste hours on how to setup and install linux and
how to create user accounts in sip.conf and iax.conf and how to make an
extension call a phone, I can do that in my sleep, I want to learn about the
most advanced features in Asterisk, some of those little commands that
people tend to forget about in the day to day configuration. And I would
want to learn some very neat tips and tricks and such. If it offered that,
then I'd scrounge up the $3000. Especially if it lands me a $50,000/yr+ Job.


-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of James Taylor
Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 10:24 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial
Discussion
Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

Alternate Certification

For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day  
certification class,
here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!

www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm

Asterisk is a good product.
Some people need certification.

A mature product needs certified professionals.
Asterisk is maturing.

Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got  
the white lab coat.

There is a place for cetification.
It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.


-- 
James Taylor
3505 Summerhll Road
Suite 11
Texarkana, Texas  75503
903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Brian West
No disrespect here but... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!

This is a joke right?  I has to be. :P

bkw



 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:asterisk-users-
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of James Taylor
 Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 9:24 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial
 Discussion
 Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification
 
 Alternate Certification
 
 For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day
 certification class,
 here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!
 
 www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm
 
 Asterisk is a good product.
 Some people need certification.
 
 A mature product needs certified professionals.
 Asterisk is maturing.
 
 Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
 There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got
 the white lab coat.
 
 There is a place for cetification.
 It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.
 
 
 --
 James Taylor
 3505 Summerhll Road
 Suite 11
 Texarkana, Texas  75503
 903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread james
  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:asterisk-users-
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of James Taylor
  Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 9:24 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial
  Discussion
  Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification
  
  Alternate Certification
  
  For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day
  certification class,
  here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!
  
  www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm
  
  Asterisk is a good product.
  Some people need certification.
  
  A mature product needs certified professionals.
  Asterisk is maturing.
  
  Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
  There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got
  the white lab coat.
  
  There is a place for cetification.
  It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.

Yeah, it worked wonders for Microsoft.

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Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Steve Underwood
Once you've been ordained, do you have to wear black robes and a white 
collar while working on Asterisk? :-)

Steve
Brian West wrote:
No disrespect here but... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!
This is a joke right?  I has to be. :P
bkw

 

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[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of James Taylor
Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 9:24 AM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial
Discussion
Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification
Alternate Certification
For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day
certification class,
here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!
www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm
Asterisk is a good product.
Some people need certification.
A mature product needs certified professionals.
Asterisk is maturing.
Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got
the white lab coat.
There is a place for cetification.
It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.
--
James Taylor
3505 Summerhll Road
Suite 11
Texarkana, Texas  75503
903-793-1956
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Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Clint Guillot
But wait, that's not all!  I, too, have a laser printer!
If you send me $50, I'll fire you off a certificate too!
You can be a Certified Asterisk Certification Certificate Buyer!
Enough.  It is what it is.  Don't like it?  Don't pay for it.
Think it's a joke?  Sure, but it's the same sick joke visited
upon us time and time again by the illustrious HR and Vendor
Services departments of corporate America.
Let's take this to another list (perhaps [EMAIL PROTECTED] :) )
and get on with fixing our little Asterisk problems.
Clint
On Dec 22, 2004, at 10:53 AM, Brian West wrote:
No disrespect here but... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!
This is a joke right?  I has to be. :P
For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 
day
certification class,
here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!
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Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Voip Business
Hello Guys,
I think this is not bad (Certification) While is a real certification
like Cisco , Novell, etc.

how many of us have a cisco certification or even Micro-$hit.

In my point of vew this 3K buck are well spended if I want to have the
skills quick to put hand-on. and as per Brian comment , not just a
simple config.

just think about how much you guys charge per hour, and how many hours
you all ready spend in learning, those 3000 bucks are really a joke.


I think those certified guys need to place the training agenda in the
Commercial posrt.



I really like tho se certifications (Y)

Regards

HA


On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 09:53:47 -0600, Brian West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 No disrespect here but... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!
 
 This is a joke right?  I has to be. :P
 
 bkw
 
 
  -Original Message-
  From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:asterisk-users-
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of James Taylor
  Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 9:24 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial
  Discussion
  Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification
 
  Alternate Certification
 
  For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day
  certification class,
  here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!
 
  www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm
 
  Asterisk is a good product.
  Some people need certification.
 
  A mature product needs certified professionals.
  Asterisk is maturing.
 
  Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
  There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got
  the white lab coat.
 
  There is a place for cetification.
  It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.
 
 
  --
  James Taylor
  3505 Summerhll Road
  Suite 11
  Texarkana, Texas  75503
  903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Alexander Lopez
What started out as a good thing for the community has veared it ugly
head and will come back to bite us in the ass. I give my respect to the
two companies that decided to put themselves 'out there' and attempted
to bring 'real world' certifications of knowledge in an area that is
unregulated, open, and currently has no measurement of how much one
person has over another.

What makes me different than the person next door selling the same
solution. We both have access to the hardware, software and newsgroups.
What is there to tell the customer that _I_ am better suited to solve
the customers' problem or implement a solution that will work?? Nothing!

We are faced with a growing install base and many who put together
systems are doing it for the first time.

Sure any customers will get fed up with Asterisk and vie never to use it
again. Others, like many customers' that I have found like it but need a
someone with expertise to help them through the tough configs.

Will Asterisk certification help me, depends. 

My strength not only lie in the configuration and modification of
Asterisk but in the whole telecom and networking expeiriance that I
have.

This is new stuff, you must know about MTU, E1, T1, PRI, FXO, FXS, TCP,
UDP, Linux, Iptables, http, Nat, etc.

Tell me why you can still talk to someone clearly, but are not able to
use a modem past 2400 baud at a hotel, and you'll understand codecs and
how they interoperate.

We conserned ourselves with being 'left out' of a certification that may
not actually reflect what we know is needed to do what we do.

I have never or probably never hired someing because of certifications
alone.  You got um, good! Go fix the problem, that was not covered in
'the book'!!
 

-Original Message-
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[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Voip
Business
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 11:41 AM
To: Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial Discussion
Subject: Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

Hello Guys,
I think this is not bad (Certification) While is a real certification
like Cisco , Novell, etc.

how many of us have a cisco certification or even Micro-$hit.

In my point of vew this 3K buck are well spended if I want to have the
skills quick to put hand-on. and as per Brian comment , not just a
simple config.

just think about how much you guys charge per hour, and how many hours
you all ready spend in learning, those 3000 bucks are really a joke.


I think those certified guys need to place the training agenda in the
Commercial posrt.



I really like tho se certifications (Y)

Regards

HA


On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 09:53:47 -0600, Brian West [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 No disrespect here but... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!
 
 This is a joke right?  I has to be. :P
 
 bkw
 
 
  -Original Message-
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[mailto:asterisk-users-
  [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of James Taylor
  Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 9:24 AM
  To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial
  Discussion
  Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification
 
  Alternate Certification
 
  For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5
day
  certification class,
  here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!
 
  www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm
 
  Asterisk is a good product.
  Some people need certification.
 
  A mature product needs certified professionals.
  Asterisk is maturing.
 
  Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
  There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never
got
  the white lab coat.
 
  There is a place for cetification.
  It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.
 
 
  --
  James Taylor
  3505 Summerhll Road
  Suite 11
  Texarkana, Texas  75503
  903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Greg - Cirelle Enterprises
certify this
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Brian West
 What started out as a good thing for the community has veared it ugly
 head and will come back to bite us in the ass. I give my respect to the
 two companies that decided to put themselves 'out there' and attempted
 to bring 'real world' certifications of knowledge in an area that is
 unregulated, open, and currently has no measurement of how much one
 person has over another.

I never said this was a bad idea...  And I'm not against it at all if people
wish to pay for it that's fine.  I don't however feel that Steve and the
boys should have a monopoly on it.  From what I was told you'll have to go
to Steve and the boys to buy a franchise to become a trainer and pay ... and
you think $3,275 USD was a lot... just think what they would charge to
become a dCap trainer?!?!?!?  That's one problem with this... ANY company
should be able to signup to become dCap trainers.  The way the whole thing
was presented was what the problem was... things were left out and over
looked that's what I had the most problem with.   Now to be honest if you
were going to pay the 3k for the course you should walk out with a something
like a Dell 420SC and a T1 card for that price.  I feel that would be the
only way to really make it balance at that price.

bkw 



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Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread telmo
Man, this is sick! :-)))

Isn't there a law against unclearly-marked jokes (except on April 1st, of
course)? Some people could even take you seriously! :-))

Most relevant points in the web page:

Starting a telephone company or consulting business is easy.

We authorize you to perform all Asterisk services including the rites of
Interconnection and Arbitration.

You will also be authorized to put the “*” symbol after your name – much 
like:
“PHD, MD, DDS, CLU, ETC.” Just picture your business card: John Smith *

this in itself gives you the chance to earn extra money to support your 
Asterisk
habit and family

Save 50% send CASH or Postal Money Order to our office in the Cayman Islands

I'm rolling on the floor here :-

Regards,
   Telmo.


On Sun Aug 22  7:24 , 'James Taylor' [EMAIL PROTECTED] sent:

Alternate Certification

For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5 day  
certification class,
here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!

www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm

Asterisk is a good product.
Some people need certification.

A mature product needs certified professionals.
Asterisk is maturing.

Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never got  
the white lab coat.

There is a place for cetification.
It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.


-- 
James Taylor
3505 Summerhll Road
Suite 11
Texarkana, Texas  75503
903-793-1956
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[Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification? -- This time we might just Unionize

2004-12-22 Thread Race Vanderdecken
I, being one of the original Microsoft Certified guys, back then you
sent them $150 and you got the certificate and some logos (think 1980's
certification.)

In 1996 I was told by the company I was working for the certification
was needed if I was to keep my current salary. 

What I saw was morons who had time to study for the tests, because they
could not code anyway, pass the test and get certified and allowed to
keep their pay grade.

I took two tests, got my pin and left for a better job with more money.

Certification works to show that the person can pass a test, not that
they can do anything in the real world.

Corporate America likes certifications as it provides them with a
comfort level and a box that can be checked off. I have never hired a
person based on being certified, I can tell if they can do the job or
not by interviewing them. 

Real programmers just get things done anyway. Would you really want to
work at a place that required any kind of certification?

I agree that Digium class for $3000 are a good thing, they help people
come up to speed and help stop the confusion in the beginning. If
customer are asking for it then they should be allowed to buy it.

Certification stinks in the real world. In the world of corporations it
is necessary evil and part of the game when you sell to the
corporations.

Lets unionize all the programmers in the world so we can set rates and
standards and get the respect we deserve. 

Oh yeah, I forgot, Unionizing programmers won't work for the same reason
women make only 70% of the wages men do. A woman will always undercut
another woman to get the job instead teaming together and holding out
for better wages. As the subcontinent programmers under cut the US
programmers, but in the end you get what you pay for in America.

Race The Tyrant Vanderdecken
In the Land of the Blind, the One-eyed man is Elvis




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Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Steve Prior
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Man, this is sick! :-)))
Isn't there a law against unclearly-marked jokes (except on April 1st, of
course)? Some people could even take you seriously! :-))
I'm rolling on the floor here :-
Regards,
   Telmo.
Then I guess you haven't seen this one:
http://www.j-walk.com/other/conf/
Steve
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Brian C. Fertig
I agree..   No certs needed.  I know * better than probably all of your
students combined dude..  I agree with BKW..   

 
 
.o---o.
Brian Fertig
Network Engineer

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Brian West
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 10:54 AM
To: 'Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial Discussion'
Subject: RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

No disrespect here but... YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!!!

This is a joke right?  I has to be. :P

bkw



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 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] [mailto:asterisk-users-
 [EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of James Taylor
 Sent: Sunday, August 22, 2004 9:24 AM
 To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]; Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial
 Discussion
 Subject: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification
 
 Alternate Certification
 
 For those of you who can't (or won't) shell-out the $3000+ for the 5
day
 certification class,
 here's a quicker way AND IT'S HALF THE MONEY!
 
 www.metrotel.net/asterisk.htm
 
 Asterisk is a good product.
 Some people need certification.
 
 A mature product needs certified professionals.
 Asterisk is maturing.
 
 Remember the Certified Novell Engineers?
 There a a lot of people that know everything about Novell who never
got
 the white lab coat.
 
 There is a place for cetification.
 It helps all of us, even those who never become certified.
 
 
 --
 James Taylor
 3505 Summerhll Road
 Suite 11
 Texarkana, Texas  75503
 903-793-1956
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Alexander Lopez
Agreed, You have a strong point about the Monopoly aspect of the whole
thing. My .02 would be to have this be a Digium product. Heck, Mark DID
invent the thing and HE holds the copyright to it.  I have faith in Mark
and what he can do when he gets back from France.   

When I taught Sun and SCO classes (flame throwers down, please) it was
SCO corporate that provided the Certification, albeit outsourced but it
was from the same people that put out the OS.  In order to be an
instructor you needed to have taken the course or have 'tested out' and
had to have a score above 90 on your exam. (70 was passing). This allows
the certification program to grow as your instructors know the course
material and will be able to teach students with real world situations.
You would purchase the course materials at a 60% discount. For the 40%
they would handle certs, and testing at Sylvan. 

-Original Message-
From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
[mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Brian West
Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 12:48 PM
To: 'Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial Discussion'
Subject: RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

 What started out as a good thing for the community has veared it ugly
 head and will come back to bite us in the ass. I give my respect to
the
 two companies that decided to put themselves 'out there' and attempted
 to bring 'real world' certifications of knowledge in an area that is
 unregulated, open, and currently has no measurement of how much one
 person has over another.

I never said this was a bad idea...  And I'm not against it at all if
people
wish to pay for it that's fine.  I don't however feel that Steve and the
boys should have a monopoly on it.  From what I was told you'll have to
go
to Steve and the boys to buy a franchise to become a trainer and pay ...
and
you think $3,275 USD was a lot... just think what they would charge to
become a dCap trainer?!?!?!?  That's one problem with this... ANY
company
should be able to signup to become dCap trainers.  The way the whole
thing
was presented was what the problem was... things were left out and over
looked that's what I had the most problem with.   Now to be honest if
you
were going to pay the 3k for the course you should walk out with a
something
like a Dell 420SC and a T1 card for that price.  I feel that would be
the
only way to really make it balance at that price.

bkw 



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Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification - Ordained Ministers, oh my!

2004-12-22 Thread Kristian Kielhofner
Alexander Lopez wrote:
Agreed, You have a strong point about the Monopoly aspect of the whole
thing. My .02 would be to have this be a Digium product. Heck, Mark DID
invent the thing and HE holds the copyright to it.  I have faith in Mark
and what he can do when he gets back from France.   

When I taught Sun and SCO classes (flame throwers down, please) it was
SCO corporate that provided the Certification, albeit outsourced but it
was from the same people that put out the OS.  In order to be an
instructor you needed to have taken the course or have 'tested out' and
had to have a score above 90 on your exam. (70 was passing). This allows
the certification program to grow as your instructors know the course
material and will be able to teach students with real world situations.
You would purchase the course materials at a 60% discount. For the 40%
they would handle certs, and testing at Sylvan. 

I think that it is pretty obvious that this is a joke, aside from the 
striking similarity to internet minister, the payment buttons go no 
where, they POINT OUT that the funds go to the Caymen's, etc.

Check this out:
http://www.ulc.org/
Most of my friends have ordained themselves after some long nights of 
partying or whatnot.  The site claims to have ordained over 400,000 
people.  If I am not mistaken you even get a certificate that you can 
print out so you can park in clergy spots at hospitals, etc...

Let's get back to Asterisk chatter! (After you all ordain yourselves, of 
course)!

--
Kristian Kielhofner
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Re: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification

2004-12-22 Thread Voip Business
Guys I think I DONT GET THE POINT ,, or all of us didnt get the point.

there is too much diference between

Certified training and learning course of asterisk.

and 

Course to be certified in asterisk.

yes I also know order of factors do not afect the result :)


to the guys of metrotel,, to avoid this kinda topics can you place a
Index or agenda , so all of usundestandwhat you really mean.


regards

HA



On Wed, 22 Dec 2004 13:17:50 -0500, Alexander Lopez
[EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote:
 Agreed, You have a strong point about the Monopoly aspect of the whole
 thing. My .02 would be to have this be a Digium product. Heck, Mark DID
 invent the thing and HE holds the copyright to it.  I have faith in Mark
 and what he can do when he gets back from France.
 
 When I taught Sun and SCO classes (flame throwers down, please) it was
 SCO corporate that provided the Certification, albeit outsourced but it
 was from the same people that put out the OS.  In order to be an
 instructor you needed to have taken the course or have 'tested out' and
 had to have a score above 90 on your exam. (70 was passing). This allows
 the certification program to grow as your instructors know the course
 material and will be able to teach students with real world situations.
 You would purchase the course materials at a 60% discount. For the 40%
 they would handle certs, and testing at Sylvan.
 
 -Original Message-
 From: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
 [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] On Behalf Of Brian West
 Sent: Wednesday, December 22, 2004 12:48 PM
 To: 'Asterisk Users Mailing List - Non-Commercial Discussion'
 Subject: RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification
 
  What started out as a good thing for the community has veared it ugly
  head and will come back to bite us in the ass. I give my respect to
 the
  two companies that decided to put themselves 'out there' and attempted
  to bring 'real world' certifications of knowledge in an area that is
  unregulated, open, and currently has no measurement of how much one
  person has over another.
 
 I never said this was a bad idea...  And I'm not against it at all if
 people
 wish to pay for it that's fine.  I don't however feel that Steve and the
 boys should have a monopoly on it.  From what I was told you'll have to
 go
 to Steve and the boys to buy a franchise to become a trainer and pay ...
 and
 you think $3,275 USD was a lot... just think what they would charge to
 become a dCap trainer?!?!?!?  That's one problem with this... ANY
 company
 should be able to signup to become dCap trainers.  The way the whole
 thing
 was presented was what the problem was... things were left out and over
 looked that's what I had the most problem with.   Now to be honest if
 you
 were going to pay the 3k for the course you should walk out with a
 something
 like a Dell 420SC and a T1 card for that price.  I feel that would be
 the
 only way to really make it balance at that price.
 
 bkw
 
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RE: [Asterisk-Users] Another Asterisk Certification (couldn't be a bad thing)

2004-12-22 Thread Brian West
Well give oej and steve some time here ... the project sure couldn't hurt
from more enterprise funding... lets just hope some of that makes it way
back to the root of the project.  Also I was quick to judge their intentions
and I shouldn't have been... so guys lets give them some support and see
what happens.

Oej and Steve I'm sorry for the rush judgment.

bkw


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