Re: [backstage] Friday humour

2008-06-06 Thread Tim Duckett
What do you call a three legged donkey with one eye playing the piano  
while wearing shades?


A honky tonky plinky plonky winky wonky.


On 6 Jun 2008, at 16:54, Gareth Davis wrote:


What do you call a three legged donkey?

A wonky.


What do you call a three legged donkey with one eye?

A winky wonky.


What do you call a three legged donkey with one eye playing the piano?

A plinky plonky winky wonky.


Shall I continue? :)

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Some of these jokes are terrible! :)


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A skeleton walks into a bar.

He says, I'll have a pint... and a mop
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Re: [backstage] Ashley Highfield leaves BBC (almost)

2008-04-15 Thread Tim Duckett

On 15 Apr 2008, at 05:41, Brian Butterworth wrote:


Oh right, you mean like this...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2008/apr/14/bbc.digitalmedia1

The former Microsoft executive Erik Huggers



Give the guy a break - so, he worked for Microsoft in the past.
Let's assume for a moment that his joining the BBC was based on his  
merits - and not some lizard-controlled Illuminati plot to make  
Windows take over the world - and he might, just might, have learnt a  
thing or two about delivering projects despite messy internal politics  
after spending nine years at Microsoft.   Given the history of the  
projects so far, I'd suggest those are skills that the BBC could use  
now and again.


If he still owns stock or has some other conflict of interest, that  
would be one thing.  But to relentlessly slag him off because of who  
he worked for in the past is simplistic at best, and plays right into  
the hands of those who dismiss the whole topic of interoperability as  
muesli-crunching irrelevance at worst.Personally, I think some of  
the decisions that have been taken in the past have sucked.  But I  
don't see how this kind of ad hominem abuse is going to help persuade  
people that there is a better way of doing things.


/rant

Re: [backstage] Ashley Highfield leaves BBC (almost)

2008-04-15 Thread Tim Duckett
But hold on - you're confusing two issues here.   Erik Huggers no  
longer work for Microsoft - he works for the BBC.


So either we say that working for Microsoft at some point in his past  
has made him fundamentally untrustworthy for all time, and therefore  
unqualified to make these kind of decisions for another organisation  
in the future; OR we take the view that he will work on behalf of the  
organisation that he's being paid by, in the absence of evidence to  
the contrary.   Promoting closed formats in the face of all the  
arguments was doing the right thing as far as Microsoft was  
concerned - so if he's got a track record of doing the right thing by  
his employer, it's reasonable to assume that he's going to try to do  
the right thing for the BBC - whatever that happens to be.


I don't buy the line that having worked for Microsoft in the past is  
some kind of incurable virus that renders you forever immune to the  
open standards arguments.   Assuming he has no conflicts of interests,  
then surely he's entitled to the benefit of the doubt - and I've read  
nothing to suggest that he has conflicted interests in the way that,  
say, certain individuals at the National Archives have.


Ad hominem attacks on Erik Huggers are a distraction from the  
underlying issues of technology and interoperability - and I'm sure  
the pro-Microsoft camp are only too happy for the community to waste  
bandwidth on one particular individual.



On 15 Apr 2008, at 10:00, Sean DALY wrote:

Tim, what disturbs people about a former MS executive in that position
is that Microsoft's interests are not at all aligned with the
interests of a public broadcaster. Microsoft wants video format
lockin, which is why to this day Windows Media Player has no support
for MPEG-4 AVC/H.264 and AAC (Xbox excluded), the Xiph Ogg codecs, or
even Dirac for that matter whose bitstream has been frozen for SMPTE
VC-2. Microsoft chooses not to license Windows Media 9 format for
implementation in GNU/Linux. Their DRM architecture is Microsoft-only,
just like the Apple FairPlay AVC/AAC extension is Apple-only.

If Mr. Huggers had worked for, say, a bank, nobody would care. But he
had an active role at Microsoft promoting a closed, proprietary format
at the expense of open formats. Anyone using a non-Microsoft system
knows that only open standards guarantee interoperability and given
Microsoft's shoddy record on open standards, concerns are justified.
Probably the best thing he could do to allay those concerns would be
to support open standards. It's a mystery to me why the BBC doesn't
make available a Dirac codec installer for WMP. I have no doubt the
browsers and mobile manufacturers would line up for Dirac given its
patent-unencumbered status. Did you see Sun announcing the reinvention
of the wheel last week, a patent-unencumbered video codec?

Sean.
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Re: [backstage] BBC Podcasts Programme Guide...

2008-02-28 Thread Tim Duckett

Nice - is there an equivalent for iPlayer??

-Tim


On 28 Feb 2008, at 15:41, Carlos Roman wrote:



Hello, just wanted to say hi and say that we have another version up  
of
our XML dump of podcasts feeds we produce. It is update every 30min  
and

includes a link to latest episode (if there is one) and other
information on the Podcasts. There is also some BBC specific info in
there as well. We currently use/transform it for other internal
applications but figured everyone can use it as well.

Schema: http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/ppg.xsd
Feed: http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/podcasts/ppg.xml

It is still an early version but any feed back on the feed would be
great (or if you build anything interesting).

Enjoy,
-Carlos.

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